Traffic update: The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive

[taterguy]

I blame Bush

[idgiehkt]

1. I just looked

and apparently there is a barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a dodge drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain,

while her boyfriend fixes the flat tire. :)

[NC_Nurse]

2. Tramps like us....

Baby, we were born to run.

[WCGreen]

3. Beyond the Palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard

Girls comb their hair in rear view mirrors and the boys try to look so hard

[idgiehkt]

6. there's an opera out on the turnpike

there's a ballet being fought out in the alley ('til the local cops cherry-top rips this holy night...)

[KamaAina]

4. Is that why the Magic Rat drove his sleek machine

over the Jersey state line?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Kids are out on the beach in the mist.

Goddamned fog.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Apparently, it's all do to a train derailment.

Citizens are being evacuated after reporting a chemical smell described as "the smell of wine, and cheap perfume."