Fundies say the Darnedest Things...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Well, they're having a little trouble with their definitions of certain words, including morals and Atheists. Please visit the site...
http://fstdt.com/fundies.asp
Here's a taste:
"You might look up the term "monotheist" sometime. I don't think anyone other than an atheist has faith in more than one "God".
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Michael, Christian Forums <2007-May-05>

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Unless you can find a trustworthy person to help you choose, I would avoid it. Just as there are many versions in English, there are different versions in French (and other languages). If you are not VERY careful, you'll end up in a bad version.

If English is your primary language, stick with the KJV.

By the way, there are people out there who are translating the KJV into other languages. Though the KJV is a perfect translation, translating the KJV into other languages (second generation translations) creates imperfect (in fact, flawed) translations."

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ <2007-May-29>

"Honestly, I think non-married sex should be some form of criminal offense. Not a serious one. Misdemonor, perhaps. Just enough to make it very clear to people that they arn't allowed to do it, and will be punished if they do."

Anonymous, Conservapedia <2007-May-16>


Enjoy, and please do comment!!
Duckie

[realisticphish]

1. lmao

the atheist one kills me :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

2. Any of the quotes from Teens-4-Christ and Bro.Randy/Imasaved1 (same guy) are winners.

Most of them have this really creepy pedo vibe to them though. I'm sure any day now we're going to hear about one of those kids' Dad shotgunning Bro.Randy in the nuts. Should he survive, Randy will undoubtedly blame this on the girl tempting him by dressing inappropriately, Satan, Catholics, any bible translation other than the 1611 KJV and Hillary Clinton.

[KamaAina]

3. Misdemonor?

Are we a tad obsessed with Satan? :evilgrin: Or just, you know, not smarter than a fifth grader? :P

[idgiehkt]

4. Opposite Day!

"It's Opposite Day!" Award, Michael straightens all of us out by pointing out atheists are the true polytheists.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: