Robb
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Sat Jan-17-04 04:03 PM
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Poll question: State of the Union Drinking Game: Your Picks, 2004 |
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Yep. That time again. Tuesday night, if I'm correct.
Pick your words and phrases... and behave as if, like me, you want a winner -- you want to get tanked. :)
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Sat Jan-17-04 04:06 PM
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1. I think he'll focus on the economy. |
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They've fudged the numbers so well by now that most people don't realize they're jobs are in jeopardy.
Just today the papers reported that the Electrolux plant in Michigan was closing - 2700 jobs in a town of 8000.
But, the stock market is up up UP!
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Sat Jan-17-04 04:10 PM
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2. Definately the economy. |
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* will be standing before the cameras urging all good Murkins to look out their windows and if they don't see a new car out there they must not be working hard enough.
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Sat Jan-17-04 04:20 PM
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3. What about, "What Americans must understand..." I mean |
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the mans an idiot, the biggest moron to ever hold the presidency and yet he starts so many moronic statements off with "what Americans must understand."
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Sat Jan-17-04 04:47 PM
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4. If he says "Robb is a dingbat" I'll drink a fifth of vodka |
Robb
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Sat Jan-17-04 07:18 PM
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5. I'll be taking the word |
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"the", just to be on the safe side. ;)
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Sat Jan-17-04 07:41 PM
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I may need to after watching that jerkoff.
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Sun Jan-18-04 03:25 AM
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13. You could just increase your chances... |
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and just drink to all of those choices, you're bound to get pissed* by the end of the speech.
(* I'm not of British descent, I'm just fond of that slang for getting drunk. But you could use both meanings of the word in this case for sure :toast:)
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Mon Jan-19-04 05:42 AM
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25. I,m also fond of the English equivalent to Bar -Hop: |
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Pub-Crawl. Just seems to descibe it better.:beer:
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Mon Jan-19-04 08:24 AM
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30. I'll top you with a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon |
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if he says "Robb is a Dingbat"
btw - I hate PBR - nauseating stuff!!!
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Robb
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Mon Jan-19-04 09:21 AM
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31. Ha! You fell for my little scheme!! |
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What you don't know is that I've been spending the past three years working on a plan to get him to say "Robb is a Dingbat" in the 2004 SOTU address, all with the belief that someone (read: LynneSin) would make a challenge just like that!! (Mostly, the plan involves a lot of cocaine and a digital camera, but we won't go into it.)
Ha ha!! Ha ha ha!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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Sat Jan-17-04 07:34 PM
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6. One more: "Marriage is between a man and a woman" |
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George will formerly endorse the Federal Marriage Amendment Tuesday night.
Count on it.
Terry
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Sun Jan-18-04 07:07 PM
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22. I have a sinking feeling in my stomach that you're right. |
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And that he'll get a round of applause that brings down the house. *shudder*
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Sat Jan-17-04 07:46 PM
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8. other...9/11,9/11,9/11!!! n/t |
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Sun Jan-18-04 10:45 AM
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14. Can't believe 9/11 didn't make the list |
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This is by far his most tired and tiresome meme.
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Sat Jan-17-04 08:55 PM
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9. "Tax cuts are working" |
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or some stupid observation like that.
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ronzo
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Sat Jan-17-04 08:58 PM
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10. Mass graves or rape rooms. |
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Chug if he hits 'em both in the same sentence. :toast:
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Sun Jan-18-04 01:25 AM
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11. Saddam Hussein = Al-Qaeda/9-11 |
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3 sips everytime Bush conflates the two.
Funny you should bring up drinking and SOTU ... last year the address fell on my 21st birthday ... I should hope that even here it would go without saying that I wasn't watching.
This year, however, I don't have an excuse and will probably have to watch.
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Sun Jan-18-04 02:25 AM
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12. Terr: I'll drink to that |
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White Russians or B-52 shots?
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Sun Jan-18-04 11:07 AM
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15. Any time he strings more than 8 words together... without pausing |
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This version is for those who chose not to get smashed.
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Robb
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Sun Jan-18-04 06:01 PM
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16. I thought of another teetotaller's edition... |
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...Take a drink anytime he says "...and I take full responsibility." ;)
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Sun Jan-18-04 06:07 PM
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17. Oh I can't stand how he can't string a complete sentence together! |
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Sun Jan-18-04 06:28 PM
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19. I'll take that option! |
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I'm quite the lightweight when it comes to alcohol--thanks for giving me a way to get in on the fun!
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Sun Jan-18-04 06:14 PM
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18. Do obnoxious smirks and used-car-salesman smiles count for anything? |
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Other than that, I'd go with some combo of how "we're safer now" or "more secure now" or "more tax cuts" crap.
Actually, the entire speech and the reality of who's giving it makes me want to crawl inside some bottle, and I'm not even that much of a drinker.
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Sun Jan-18-04 06:33 PM
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20. wanna get blitzed? "Strong" |
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Sun Jan-18-04 06:52 PM
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will mention the capture of Saddam over and over in an attempt to prove that the Iraq quagmire is 'progressing'. :crazy:
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Sun Jan-18-04 08:03 PM
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strength or growth
will be the passout before the dem response words
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Robb
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Sun Jan-18-04 11:05 PM
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I love it. :) "Pass out before the Dem response".
Make your picks, we play on Tuesday!! :bounce:
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Mon Jan-19-04 06:14 AM
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26. Every time Bush pauses take a drink |
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When he listens in his earpiece for more words to his speech take a drink. By the time he is finished you will be so drunk that you will pass out.
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Mon Jan-19-04 06:45 AM
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27. [fill in the blank] hates freedom |
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probably won't mention Afghanistan, Iraq, WMDs, Bin-Laden, AL-Qeada or the Taliban directly -- but I betcha a bottle of Jack Daniels (or the potion of choice) that he will mention that hates freedom
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Mon Jan-19-04 06:52 AM
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28. What percentage of congress (by party) will give |
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Bush* standing ovation?
All of them some of the time, some of them all of the time?
my bet is on ALL the Repubs ALL of the time and some of the Dems some of the time --- and there will be big "gaps" in the applause with only most of the Dems not clapping or standing
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