We have teenage call girls in heat living down the street

[skygazer]

Sometime last night I was rudely awakened by the police flying down the street lights flashing, siren wailing, something was going on with the call girls. It was probably the Johns fighting, but whatever it was it must have been serious, in the 16 years I've lived here I've never witnessed a response like that.

[JVS]

1. "teenage call girls in heat" coming to a theater near you

[NewJeffCT]

2. That does sound like a great movie

Either a porn movie, or one of those Grade Z movies that they show on Sci-Fi on Saturday nights at 9:00.

[Frank Cannon]

3. That is a million-dollar idea right there

"Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents 'Teenage Call Girls in Heat' in SENSURROUND'!"

You wouldn't even need a screenplay to pitch that to a producer. The title alone sells it.

[skygazer]

4. I'll suggest it to my nephew in Hollywood

I better get a cut, though. :grr:

[JVS]

5. The smashing sequel to "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble"

[DS1]

7. there we go

[Richardo]

15. That's a Roger Corman title if ever I've heard one...

:D

[Left Is Write]

16. My first thought too!

:rofl:

[bedpanartist]

6. I chased a John off with a large chunk of concrete the other night

we were coming back from the Family Dollar (I live in the hood, although there are worse 'hoods in my city by far), and some fat assed fifty something with a GW sticker on his car was picking up a prostitute right in front of my house.

So to fuck with him, my girlfriend and I started to take down his license plate #. He rolls down his window and says, "Hey dumb ass, I've known this girl for a long time."

He was going to turn left, until I walked zombie like into the yard, picked up a bowling ball sized piece of concrete, and began to walk towards his car with the concrete poised over my head. Just when I began the fake toss, he hightailed it on out of there. I dropped the concrete behind me just as I began the toss action.

It was very satisfying.

Even I'm smart enough to know that when in Dayton, if you just yell at someone on the street, it's a good invitation to get shot or your ass kicked. They don't call this town lil' Detroit for nothing.

[JVS]

8. Wasn't the hooker upset that you're fucking around with her business?

What kind of neighborhood is this anyway, suburbs, in the city?

[bedpanartist]

10. nope

Maybe it was the fact that people mistake me for a cop all the time. I'm 6-0, 210 lbs, a former jock/soldier turned songwriter and labor union leader (but I have a crew cut and wear pilots sunglasses). Plus, hookers get chased away from streets around here all the time by neighbors or teenagers. When the cops get busy down the hill, they (the crack hos) start heading towards our neighborhood. Then the cops chase them down hill, and the whole process starts again.

I live about a mile from downtown Dayton.

[JVS]

9. WTF? There are no prostitutes in my neighborhood? What are we doing wrong?

[skygazer]

11. Post some signs

"Prostitute-friendly neighborhood" or some such thing. I don't know - I just write the copycats. :P

[bedpanartist]

13. Good idea, I did that last year

and boy did it piss the dealers and the crack hos away. I glued big signs to the crack payphone in Ariel Black font that read, "Purchase Crack By Phone here!"

I've also enrolled the help of my German shepherd and pit bull. When the crackheads are getting busy, I smear shit deep into the phone receiver. However, this doesn't stop the really hard core crackheads, they just keep talking.

[bedpanartist]

12. oh, there are

prostitutes in every neighborhood. The lower rent ones walk the street. Look in the phone book under escort services.

[catmandu57]

14. I think I've seen that movie

Definetely B grade, maybe lower.

[AllegroRondo]

17. Where do you live again?

:evilgrin:

[trogdor]

18. giggity giggity

sorry. couldn't resist.

[yurbud]

19. what street? it sounds like you need some of us for a citizens patrol. also...

do they take the Discover card?

[acmavm]

20. Do you pull up lawn chairs and watch the show? I bet that's one interesting

neighborhood.