My Conference Minister resigned.....I am powerful

[Critters2]

Just yesterday, I told my dad that it was time for my Conference Minister (read "bishop") to pack her bags, for a variety of reasons. This morning, her letter of resignation was in my inbox--and inboxes across the conference. Next, I'll turn my mighty powers toward Washington...

[LeftyMom]

1. You need a warmup before washington

Could you try one of the managers at my job? :D

[Critters2]

4. I'm aiming my mighty power beam as we speak...nt

[SPKrazy]

2. Go Critters Go!

:woohoo:

:applause:

oh and you might use them on the groundhogs too :P

[Critters2]

5. Hmmm...I wonder if it works on large rodents.

Only one way to find out.


Hey, look! There's one of my buck-toothed neighbors now!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Did you say anything about Falwell? If so, please start

on Robertson and LeHaye.

Thanks!

[LeftyMom]

6. Tim or Beverly?

Package deal? :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Might as well do 'em both!

[Critters2]

7. Sure, Falwell was my doing

as far as you know. I'm kind of thinking Dobson should go next.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Ooh, I forgot about that evil shitbag. Dobson the shitbag, that's what I like to call him.

Go for it!


I'd like to preside at his funeral. "James Dobson was a miserable, evil shitbag. Farewell, you fuck. Amen." Then piss in his coffin, slam the top shut, and go home.