Grease: how do I trap, kill, and prepare them?

[meegbear]

At the store recently, I noticed that prices are on the rise. Yet on the way back, I notice large puddles of grease around town. I even had to sit in stopped trafic watching several form in the road. I doubt it would be legal for me to go around shooting them, but is trapping legal. Also, one friend has suggested that grease is somehow polluted (rats of the ground perhaps?) when compared to the kind one buys at the store. What say you Lounge?

[Lance_Boyle]

1. Start dressing like a slut and hang out with the 'bad girls.'

Killing is best accomplished by lightning, or some other means of electrifyin'.