Why don't men clip their nose hairs?

[judaspriestess]

:shrug:

It just sucks seeing dangling nose hairs flickering in the wind from about 3 feet away. Same could be said about some women and I know not all men don't clip their nose hairs but they are definitely in the minority.

just asking...................

[taterguy]

1. Because men rarely look at other noses and therefore don't think about it

Also, some of us have nose hairs that grow every couple of hours so we'd need to carry clippers with us at all times to keep them out of sight

[Lost4words]

27. aint that the truth!

[AllegroRondo]

2. its more fun to pluck them?

:shrug:

[JVS]

3. because we are proudly hirsute

[DS1]

4. My nose sometimes has hairs trying to escape

it sucks when someone else points them out.
at a party.

[judaspriestess]

5. escape from Alcatraz

LOL

[skygazer]

6. Or at least braid them neatly

:P

[doggyboy]

7. The hair helps keep the bugs out

and the boogers in

[barb162]

51. ugh

[seemunkee]

8. Because my wife keeps taking the scissors out of the vanity

And by the time I'm out of the bathroom its forgotten

[NightWatcher]

9. I buzz mine regularly

new definition of pain- when the battery starts to die and the blades just grip and rip.

[AlCzervik]

10. you can see someone's nose hairs from 3 feet away?

you must have great eye site.

[judaspriestess]

11. if my SO does not have his nose hairs nice and trim at all

times its no nookie for him :spank:


Sure its cruel and unusual punshiment but hey the nose hairs gotta go and I mean business!!

Actually now that I think about he has to be neatly trimmed everywhere.

[SarahB]

22. You made my point!

I know of no woman (or gay man for that matter) into the nose hairs. Other hair is subject for to personal preference but the nose hairs pretty much have to go. :D

[qnr]

54. Because we're otherwise perfect, and we decided in our 1872 conclave

that we had to provide the opposite gender with at least one honest reason for complaint.

[judaspriestess]

55. lol, just one reason huh?

GO SPURS GO!! GO SPURS GO!! GO SPURS GO!!

[qnr]

56. Thanks for replying to my my post.... which the intertubes put in the wrong place,

because obviously, having only one honest fault, I couldn't have possibly replied to the wrong post on my own :)

[av8rdave]

12. because it's easier to pluck them? tweezers are easy and fun! Around the time...

...I started dating, I remember reading an article somewhere that said if you have visible nose hairs, your date will never hear a word you say.

[judaspriestess]

13. Yup, I sure as hell wouldn't hear anything anything being said

either :silly:

[TOhioLiberal]

15. Because I'd be thinking...

...holy shit! Look at those nose hairs! :rofl:

[judaspriestess]

16. exactly

are those nairs going to attack me at any second?:spray:

[Lost4words]

24. Go ahead just try to pull one of those hairs out!

I would rather have my manhood caught in a mouse trap, it would hurt less.

Rotery nose hair trimmer is the only way to go IMO. And even that can cause great pain, all those freshly cut hairs will have a rasor point on them.

I always knew that if I had to cry on cue, I could pull one of those nose hairs and the tears will roll. Not kidding. :hi:

8643

[av8rdave]

34. It's not so bad....all in the technique :)

[no name no slogan]

14. They probably don't even notice

Same goes with ear hair. I finally broke down and bought my first electric nose hair clipper this year because the nostril hedges were getting too unruly (I'm 37, straight, and not the metrosexual type). And even then I still forget to trim the buggers on a regular basis.

[Elidor]

17. Because I'm growing a nostril-hair mustache

Do you have any idea how many years it takes to get a good one going?

I know what you mean, though. I have a friend who has some horrid ones. I refuse to be seen in public with him most of the time. I have to trim mine every couple of weeks. I hate doing it.

[SarahB]

18. They're not into people wanting to have sex with them.

:shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

21. ....

:spray:

best response in the thread! :toast:

[SarahB]

23. Seriously though,

when dudes want to get laid, it's probably the one thing they always do.

[Lost4words]

26. People who havent had nose hair sex dont know what their missing

just saying...

8643

[TrogL]

19. Blood

[bullwinkle428]

20. I've been doing that for years, along with the ears and

"potential unibrow hair", but then again, I trim in lots of areas that plenty of men probably don't even think about!

[Lost4words]

25. I regularly pull nose hair growing on the outside of my nose.

While growing up I was afraid I would have a nose like Tip O'Neal, a big red strawberry nose.
Its not big or red but it does want to grow its own beard.

I have said too much.

:toast: 8643

[judaspriestess]

28. LOL, you have said too much

:spank:

[yurbud]

29. so we have something to chew on later. It also catches broth like mustache and flavor saver soul

patch

[yurbud]

30. I shave my nose inside and out

[bikebloke]

31. I do

I got tired of braiding it.

[unpossibles]

32. I trim mine

and I try to keep my nails trimmed too. Hell, I even put the lid down when I am done.

[judaspriestess]

33. nice you get a good spanking

:spank: :evilgrin:

[unpossibles]

36. awesome.

thank you (may I have another?)!

[leftofthedial]

35. we foolishly believe "the bigger the better"

when it comes to weed whackers, so we find ourselves without the right power tool for the job

[judaspriestess]

37. I think thats the best excuse I've heard today.

:crazy:

[BlueIris]

38. Because society hasn't found a way to stigmatize men who don't clip them?

Eventually, though...just wait...

[KG]

39. i have many weapons, but it's still a tuff fight.

in my forties and still cant grow a decent mustasche, but my nose and ears have become forests.

oy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

40. Because if I clipped them, I couldn't make a ponytail. n/t

[gollygee]

41. My husband plucks his out

I thought I might get him a little nose hair clipper for fathers day. The hair yanking thing looks painful.

[mitchum]

42. This man does

[jakefrep]

43. We're supposed to clip our nose hair?

[derby378]

44. Hey, sweetie, I trim mine...

When men get older, we tend to grow hair in places we really don't mean to, y'know.

[nuxvomica]

45. "Because they fear death"

Actually, I have a little electric razor thing I use on mine. I thought most guys with wild nose hairs trimmed them but I have no evidence to support that.

[krispos42]

46. We do, but...

after a hard sneeze new ones can appear explosively

[Wapsie B]

47. This guy does.

Just look.


http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here

[Richard Steele]

48. I do. nm

[Generic Brad]

49. Nose hair braids may be the next big fashion thing

Many of us are just trying to get ahead of the style curve.

As for me, I'm envisioning nose hair corn rows.

[barb162]

50. Because they're beasts?

[qnr]

57. Not me. I'm a mineral... Just ask the people that call me dense, or blockhead

:hi:

[Robeson]

52. I do. Ear hairs, too.

[Joe Chi Minh]

58. They're the difficult ones. The hair on my head seems to be thinner, more whispy

than it used to be, and seems to be migrating to my nose and ears. Without so much as a by your leave.

[judaspriestess]

53. damn how many typos did I have on this thread

sheesh!!