Gormy Cuss
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Wed May-30-07 03:21 PM
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Geeks: how do I trap, kill, and prepare them? |
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BTW, I'm not calling out any DUers here-- this means you're safe, NewJeffCT ;)
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Wed May-30-07 03:23 PM
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1. Just leave a trail of graphing calculators leading to a room that you can lock from the outside. |
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A good atomic wedgie is a quick and humane way to take them out. Preparation is tricky though, because there's usually not much meat.
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Gormy Cuss
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Wed May-30-07 03:29 PM
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3. Perhaps I should force feed them with Twinkies and microwaveable burritos to fatten them up? |
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Either that or marinade them before slow roasting, I'm thinking.
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Wed May-30-07 03:24 PM
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2. Beware of geeks bearing gifts |
Gormy Cuss
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Wed May-30-07 03:30 PM
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4. Gifts like this perhaps? |
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Wed May-30-07 03:31 PM
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10 x = x + 1 20 Print x 30 GoTo 10
To kill: Take away the soda for a few days
To prepare: Don't bother, either they are skin and bones or 80% fat.
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Wed May-30-07 03:40 PM
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7. Please, we're real geeks here |
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Edited on Wed May-30-07 03:48 PM by billyskank
#include <stdio.h>
void main(int argc, char *argv[]) { int x; for (x = 0; ; x++) { printf("%d\n", x); } }
That's better. :)
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Wed May-30-07 03:51 PM
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8. ...And tell us to go to the bathroom at line 40. n/t |
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Wed May-30-07 03:32 PM
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6. Geeks are easy to trap |
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since most of us are not very social... just put a reasonably attractive member of the opposite sex in front of us and you can have your way with a geek.
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Wed May-30-07 04:08 PM
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9. You need a box, a stick, a long string and a blue snaggletooth Cantina Adventure Set in a mint box |
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