So, I was doing "community service" with some teenage call girls in heat living down the street

[matcom]

fucking cops :grr:

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

1. Me thinks they know you too well my dear...

this one is going to sink like a lead balloon! :*

[matcom]

2. not if I keep it kicked

:P

don't you understand hon? they were in HEAT! HEAT!!

HEAT!!!1

i had to do what i had to do

:D

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

3. Damn why do you hate America Matcom

:grr:


:rofl:

[LaurenG]

4. We just want to know why you were doing community service?

[matcom]

5. i think that one on the right is wearing too much makeup for my taste

:rofl:

[LaurenG]

YOU were looking at her makeup?

:rofl:

[matcom]

8. oh, never let it be said that i'm "superficial"

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

9. Hey, she's the best....

:loveya: yeah, she is da best, i remember her... oh, wait, no i don't.

:wtf:

where am i?


:think:

[chkchkitscrting]

6. 'how bout a fresca?!'

oops, your avatar reminded me of a dear movie to my heart"

[matcom]

7. douchebag

:rofl:

welcome to DU

:hi:

[SarahB]

10. Remind me to never let you see my daughter.

:spank:

[some guy]

11. you

were fucking cops as community service? :rofl:

Y'all live in a friendly community. :hi:

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. You and some teenage call girls were fucking cops?

:rofl: