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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:20 PM
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This Would Make The Rapture Ready Folks Heads Assplode
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2007/30may_upheaval.htm?list966921

May 30, 2007: Astronomers using NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory have found evidence for an "awesome upheaval" in a massive cluster of galaxies. A bright arc of ferociously hot gas extending more than two million light years requires one of the most energetic events ever detected.

"The huge feature we detected in the cluster combined with its high temperature (170 million oC) points to an exceptionally dramatic event in the nearby Universe," says Ralph Kraft of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, leader of a team of astronomers involved in this research. "While we're not sure what caused it, we have narrowed it down to a couple of exciting possibilities."
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The favored explanation is that two massive galaxy clusters are running into each other at about 4 million miles per hour. When hot clouds of gas in the two clusters meet, shock waves produce a sharp change in pressure along the boundary where the collision is taking place, giving rise to the observed arc, which resembles an titanic weather front.
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:silly: wonder what explanation they'd have for this?

:shrug:


:rofl:

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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:21 PM
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1. God fart.
Nothing blasphemous, just a little gas.




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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:24 PM
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3. hahaha!
yeah, god fart.

:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:22 PM
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2. This was Satan coming back from vacation and finding out Cheney only made VP
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:24 PM
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4. Damn he looks pissed
and no chance of getting dICK elected either :silly:


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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:29 PM
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5. Jerry Falwell rose to the heavens and opened his mouth...
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 07:05 PM
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7. ha ha ha!
:spray:

no doubt, but do you think he rose?

:rofl:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 06:30 PM
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6. "...running into each other at about 4 million miles per hour..."
License and registration, please. Do you know how fast you were going?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 07:06 PM
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8. Uhm, Intergalactic Patrol Here
may I see your badge number

:shrug:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 08:23 PM
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9. They will jam their fingers in their ears and scream 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!'
Failing that, they can fall back on that old Christian standby: burning the Astronomers at the stake for witchcraft.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:42 PM
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11. Or even "Astromers"
:rofl:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 05:21 AM
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17. Devil Worshipping heathens, the filthy lot of em.
Let's have us a barbecue...mmm-mm, with extra gravy!
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-30-07 08:29 PM
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10. it would sure suck to be a being in one of those galaxies
and it's gonna suck to be us when we run into Andromeda galaxy






in about 7 million years :hide:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-31-07 10:43 PM
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12. I'll be dust and cosmic energy
somewhere in the universe by then i suspect

:grr:

you can run but you CAN'T HIDE!

:rofl:
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 12:16 AM
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13. arent they protesting the stars yet?
i mean, aren't there stars shining that it takes more than 20,000 light years to reach earth, which kind of messes up their convenient biblical timeline?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 12:23 AM
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14. Oh That's All Just A Hoax
It's all a big black curtain to hide heaven from us and the stars are just little holes that God poked in the curtain to make us all curious. :P

:shrug:
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 12:30 AM
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15. It's the end times!! Everybody panic!!11shift+1
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 12:32 AM
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16. Hide! Teh Raptor Is Comnig !!!!111111
It's HUGH!!!!!!11111

:rofl:

love your smilies :hi:
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