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Wed May-30-07 08:03 PM
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Women's hygiene survey for DU men.... |
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Edited on Wed May-30-07 08:04 PM by Blue-Jay
Can you fucking IMAGINE the trouble that I can get in to with a thread like this?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wed May-30-07 08:05 PM
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Wed May-30-07 08:07 PM
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2. Dude, just back away from the keyboard slowly |
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and throw a box of chocolates into the Ladies Section of the Lounge. No one has to get hurt.
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Wed May-30-07 08:07 PM
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3. Did you shave your legs today? |
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Wed May-30-07 08:10 PM
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if I just let all my body hair grow long and I French Braid it? (Though, that might make it hard to raise my hands above my head.)
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Wed May-30-07 08:24 PM
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7. That would be AWESOME! |
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In October, you could go to a costume party as Donkey Kong! Bring some barrels for authenticity.
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Thu May-31-07 09:09 AM
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44. Great response. Thanks for a laugh. nt |
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Wed May-30-07 08:10 PM
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5. I have hairy legs right now. |
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Wed May-30-07 08:26 PM
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Wed May-30-07 08:20 PM
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Wed May-30-07 08:27 PM
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Thu May-31-07 08:04 AM
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Thu May-31-07 10:10 AM
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49. What does that have to do with global warming? |
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Thu May-31-07 11:19 AM
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Wed May-30-07 08:25 PM
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Seriously. :) I've often wondered if men grow weary of the "we're gross, heehee" joke. Of course, I totally participated in the other thread, but can appreciate the hypocrisy of my potential anger if someone were to tell me to go grab a can of leg cream and a razor.
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Wed May-30-07 08:29 PM
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we ARE gross. We love being gross. We laugh at loud farts, and we tell funny (to us) dick-jokes.
I like being a man. I'm disgusting, and I like to pick the low-hanging fruit. I yam what I yam.
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Wed May-30-07 11:39 PM
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Wed May-30-07 08:29 PM
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Wed May-30-07 08:31 PM
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13. You'll get my Van Dyke when you pull it off my cold, dead face. |
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Wed May-30-07 08:36 PM
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15. huh? *your* van dyke wasn't what i had in mind. |
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Wed May-30-07 08:55 PM
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Wed May-30-07 08:41 PM
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19. That could be arranged |
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Wed May-30-07 08:43 PM
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20. a sharp razor and a steady hand.... |
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Wed May-30-07 08:46 PM
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There's creams for THAT part. And they leave me feeling silky soft there.
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Wed May-30-07 08:54 PM
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22. heh, whatever works. it's the results that count. |
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silky soft is a good thing. :)
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Wed May-30-07 08:37 PM
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17. ESPECIALLY everything. |
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Wed May-30-07 08:38 PM
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I don't do the fish! I don't eat the bird! etc.
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Wed May-30-07 08:57 PM
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shower shave brush teeth
i'm not much pickier than that, I'll do the same :D
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Wed May-30-07 08:58 PM
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25. That's pretty much all you need, eh? |
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Once in a while, I'll pluck out nose/ear hairs. Sometimes, I'll buy new underpants.
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Wed May-30-07 11:11 PM
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26. Douche. Regularly. Please. |
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It's much less appealing to make someone gasp and squeal when you'll be washing your hands for ten minutes afterwards.
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Wed May-30-07 11:18 PM
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28. if you have to do that |
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they've got problems a douche won't fix. Douching is unhealthy, they need to go see their gynecologist.
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Thu May-31-07 08:36 AM
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Edited on Thu May-31-07 08:44 AM by SarahBelle
Douching is not good for you. I'd also venture to say that those who actually like the female anatomy like the smell and taste of female parts. Yes, be clean, but women aren't supposed to smell and taste like flowers, chemicals or vinegar and water (salad dressing anyone? :eyes:). Douching is Bad for You.Douching (from the department of health and human serivces)Keeping Your Vagina HealthySarah (now an ob/gyn nurse)
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Thu May-31-07 09:01 AM
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41. I've never had the experience he talks about |
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I would guess the woman had a yeast or bacterial infection, both of which can be made worse by douching.
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Thu May-31-07 09:08 AM
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If a woman has a problem with excessive or abnormal odor or discharge (or pain, itching), she needs to go to her doctor, nurse practitioner, or nurse midwife and get treated medically. Douche isn't going to help with anything and could make it worse. There's a lot of young women on this site and I'd hate from them to follow this dude's "advice", so I had to speak up too.
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Thu May-31-07 09:22 AM
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45. some men don't understand this |
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they buy into that commercial crap that women are 'unclean' or, lol, 'not fresh' (fresh? :eyes: )
Every woman I've been with has been fine, I never encountered anything unpleasant in that dept.
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Thu May-31-07 10:27 AM
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50. What? Those commercials have been lying to us?!? |
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Thu May-31-07 09:52 AM
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Women should smell like women, as said so perfectly in Pacino's one speech in "Scent of a Woman."
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Thu May-31-07 11:51 AM
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52. That speech, and his tango, are what make me LOVE that movie. |
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And, as you noted, he's exactly right. The poster who doesn't want to have to wash his hands (hands?! that's it?!) for ten minutes has....issues. Assuming there IS a woman in his life, I feel profoundly sorry for her.
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Thu May-31-07 01:28 AM
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36. Doubtless you are eternally redolent of flowers and sunshine |
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Thu May-31-07 09:07 AM
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I usually wash my face or brush my teeth afterward
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Thu May-31-07 09:28 AM
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if this guy has to wash his hands for ten minutes after touching a woman, his lips and tongue aren't paying any visits 'downtown' so to speak.
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Thu May-31-07 09:39 AM
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Wed May-30-07 11:16 PM
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27. it was only a matter of time.... |
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Wed May-30-07 11:20 PM
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29. you know you are in deep shit, do`t you..... |
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Wed May-30-07 11:22 PM
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30. Ooooh, that WOULD be a hygene problem. |
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Wed May-30-07 11:32 PM
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31. As always, I'm wearing my waders. |
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Wed May-30-07 11:39 PM
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I have some idea what kind of trouble you can get yourself into.
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Wed May-30-07 11:40 PM
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34. That wasn't me. I swear! |
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Wed May-30-07 11:43 PM
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Shave everything, make sure you don't have any rampant infections down there, and don't smell like a can of Glade exploded onto you
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Thu May-31-07 01:38 AM
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That's 'bout my extent... :P
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Thu May-31-07 07:18 AM
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38. i thought that too when i saw that thread |
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plus most men i know dont have this problem. thank gods for metrosexuals
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Thu May-31-07 12:50 PM
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Thu May-31-07 12:51 PM
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54. Oh, and don't forget yeast infections |
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