Does anyone know if Oscar has been DNA

[burythehatchet]

tested yet?

[Philosophy]

1. Yes

He's the illegitimate lovechild of Bert and Ernie. :smoke:

[burythehatchet]

2. But how was Uncle Leonard able to mate them?

being that he lived in the remote mountains...???

[DuctapeFatwa]

3. I understand a leading amateur nuclear geneticist is on the case

did you hear that he turned golden and fluffy after his shampoo?

[burythehatchet]

4. I did not

was he amenable to being shampood?

[DuctapeFatwa]

5. AS said he looked woozy for a minute when he opened the dryer

so I'm not sure. Information about Oscar's post-shampoo activities has been somewhat sparse, and we still don't know what he's building in the attic.

[Dookus]

6. You may as well

DNA test the one true foreskin of Jesus (found in countless cathedrals across Europe).

Oscar is a matter of faith.

-The Grand Dookus of Oscartania

[DuctapeFatwa]

7. We should demand an Oscar avatar

Although I'm not sure what symbol could best represent Oscar.

[burythehatchet]

8. I suggest a contest

[Dookus]

9. it'd have to be something like Prince's symbol....

I don't know that Oscar can be represented in any way other than symbolically.

[Pobeka]

10. An amulet, containing a tuft of fur perhaps?

Sorry, could not resist!