The VC-Viet Chimpmunks- are in the perimeter

[underpants]

they've established an intricate system of tunnels too :grr: just like them to do ...them being VC and all :grr:

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.


I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.



I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit