Okay, my daughter just had her new "friend" drop by.

[crim son]

He models for Abercrombie and Fitch and is Drop-Dead Fucking Gorgeous. Don't worry! He's also an all-honors student who is going to study biochemistry next year when he enters college. But I'm going to think of him as just another pretty face.

I'm in trouble with this girl, I can feel it. Anybody know where I can find a chastity belt? :P

[NMDemDist2]

1. perhaps a visit to your local Lady's doctor would be more proactive

and realistic than a chastity belt

:hide:

[crim son]

9. I've had the talk with her as recently as two days ago

and she says she's not ready for that. It's true; I believe her, but things happen.

[Debi]

2. Forget the chastity belt...does he like older married women?

and can I stop by for a visit?????!!! :evilgrin:

[crim son]

11. I already told her that if she loses interest, to pass him along.

That was before I saw him.

Bad, bad Lisa. :spank: Bad, bad Debi :spank:

[Debi]

26. I'll take Tues/Thurs, you can have Mon/Wed, that leaves the weekend

for the younguns!! :evilgrin:

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. She must be so proud!

:silly:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Ah, one of those pretty-boy perfectionists.

I hate those fuckers. :P

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

10. Damn straight

But, I have a feeling you and I might be out numbered on this one.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. It's a commie plot to rid us of our precious bodily fluids!

:rofl:

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

27. You know, I think you're on to something

I never did trust those Abercrombie and Fitch bastards. Somebody call 'Buck' Turgidson!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Bunch of "preversions," I tell ya.

[crim son]

32. Well, if my attempts are any indication

you've got REALLY GOOD defenses against that sort of theft. :grr:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. Huh?

:shrug:

[crim son]

45. My bad, PUI.

What I was trying to say is that I've made every effort to rob you of your precious bodily fluids but you've thwarted them all. :D

[crim son]

12. I thought you were one of them.

He was so scared to come in that he called her from his car parked outside and asked her to meet him at the door. He may look like a man but he's a boy. You, Elephante, are a MAN!!!!! :rofl: :loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. That's the nicest lie I've ever been told.

:rofl: :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

4. You do own a camera don't you woman???

I need a look-see at this boy...

You know, just to make sure he's ok for your daughter...

No, really....

I'm just looking out for her best interest!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

14. He has a facebook page!

I'd seen photos. He's actually better looking in person, if possible. I'll do what I can, BNL. I'm sure I'll be seeing him again. :evilgrin:

"her best interest" my arse! :rofl:

[unpossibles]

5. you can get chastity belts at your local fetish sex shop

don't ask me how I know this.


oh wait - maybe I am misunderstanding why you're asking...

:D

[crim son]

15. Yeah. Mama's not getting any :(

I sound so nasty, don't I? But then, so do you! :hi:

[wildhorses]

6. i demand a picture

:bounce:

[crim son]

16. Quel suprise! I'm working on it.

He needs to get more comfortable around me before I whip out the camera! :D

[cwydro]

7. this thread is worthless

without pics.:hi:

[crim son]

18. I know.

Everybody will just have to wait until I can sneak up on him and snap one. He's eighteen: legal. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. He'd just find a way to pick the lock.

:rofl: :hi: He sounds like a good kid. :)

[crim son]

19. He was so nervous when I met him. That works in his favor to my mind.

One of my sisters dated a rich, gorgeous model for six years. He was the very best guy.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. I suspect that your daughter is now beyond any control....

The twig was bent a long time ago, sweetie......

Keep your eyes open!

And stand by in case she needs you.......'cause she might... :hug:

[crim son]

23. I think you're right, Peg.

She's one of those "perfect" kids, but then, so was I. And I wasn't. :cry: What goes around, comes around.

[no name no slogan]

17. I wouldn't worry too much

AFAIK those Abercrombie models are all gay anyway

[crim son]

24. Good point.

I will not be deceived by the rugged jaw and masculine swagger. Heh.

[Parche]

21. Model

I am in line waiting!!!! :rofl: :hi:

[crim son]

25. I get him next!

:evilgrin:

Hi, Parche!

[RetroLounge]

29. Anybody know where I can find a chastity belt?

For you or for her? :D

RL

[crim son]

30. Oh her.

I can look but not touch.

Who ever anticipated this? My being a BAD old woman? :(

[RetroLounge]

31. There's a 4 letter word for that

M * L F

:rofl:

RL

[crim son]

33. SHUT UP!

It's a phase and it'll pass. In the meantime, keep the young lads out of my house. :P

[RetroLounge]

35. Want some older lads to drop by?

:P

RL

[crim son]

37. Yes, but they must be emotionally unattached.

:P

You got a brother?

[RetroLounge]

41. I got two...

both happily married.

The freaks...

RL

[Left Is Write]

34. My older daughter's older brother (no relation to me) looks like an A&F model....

which is not surprising, because his mother is a former model.

He's one gorgeous kid. I always thought he could make it in modeling, but he wasn't interested.

[crim son]

44. I can't imagine being a model as a "career"

bur as a way to earn college money or whatever, it's not the worst thing.

[ellisonz]

38. Abercrombie and Fitch =

:puke:

[crim son]

42. I agree with you there.

I even hate the smell of the place.

[ellisonz]

46. It's cool.

I'm secure enough in my ghetto/grunginess to not be too worried by the dramatic "preppiezation" of American youth fashion. Oh where have you gone Kurt Cobain?

[Whoa_Nelly]

39. Stop by your local health department/Pick up some "info" pamphlets

You know--the ones about STDs, pregnancy, etc.

...and, oh so casually, leave them places where only she will find them....

like just under her pillow

in her purse

tucked in her underwear drawer

in her makeup bag

as a bookmark in whatever she's currently reading



:evilgrin:

[crim son]

43. What a great idea!

Seriously, I'm going to do it. :hi: