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Fri Jun-01-07 03:20 PM
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Okay, my daughter just had her new "friend" drop by. |
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He models for Abercrombie and Fitch and is Drop-Dead Fucking Gorgeous. Don't worry! He's also an all-honors student who is going to study biochemistry next year when he enters college. But I'm going to think of him as just another pretty face.
I'm in trouble with this girl, I can feel it. Anybody know where I can find a chastity belt? :P
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:21 PM
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1. perhaps a visit to your local Lady's doctor would be more proactive |
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and realistic than a chastity belt
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crim son
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:30 PM
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9. I've had the talk with her as recently as two days ago |
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and she says she's not ready for that. It's true; I believe her, but things happen.
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:22 PM
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2. Forget the chastity belt...does he like older married women? |
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and can I stop by for a visit?????!!! :evilgrin:
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:31 PM
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11. I already told her that if she loses interest, to pass him along. |
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That was before I saw him.
Bad, bad Lisa. :spank: Bad, bad Debi :spank:
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:46 PM
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26. I'll take Tues/Thurs, you can have Mon/Wed, that leaves the weekend |
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for the younguns!! :evilgrin:
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Fri Jun-01-07 05:22 PM
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36. She must be so proud! |
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:23 PM
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3. Ah, one of those pretty-boy perfectionists. |
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:31 PM
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But, I have a feeling you and I might be out numbered on this one.
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:39 PM
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20. It's a commie plot to rid us of our precious bodily fluids! |
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:58 PM
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27. You know, I think you're on to something |
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I never did trust those Abercrombie and Fitch bastards. Somebody call 'Buck' Turgidson!
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:05 PM
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28. Bunch of "preversions," I tell ya. |
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:29 PM
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32. Well, if my attempts are any indication |
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you've got REALLY GOOD defenses against that sort of theft. :grr:
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Fri Jun-01-07 06:15 PM
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Sat Jun-02-07 07:20 AM
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What I was trying to say is that I've made every effort to rob you of your precious bodily fluids but you've thwarted them all. :D
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:32 PM
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12. I thought you were one of them. |
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He was so scared to come in that he called her from his car parked outside and asked her to meet him at the door. He may look like a man but he's a boy. You, Elephante, are a MAN!!!!! :rofl: :loveya:
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:40 PM
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22. That's the nicest lie I've ever been told. |
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:25 PM
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4. You do own a camera don't you woman??? |
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I need a look-see at this boy...
You know, just to make sure he's ok for your daughter...
No, really....
I'm just looking out for her best interest!
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:34 PM
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14. He has a facebook page! |
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I'd seen photos. He's actually better looking in person, if possible. I'll do what I can, BNL. I'm sure I'll be seeing him again. :evilgrin:
"her best interest" my arse! :rofl:
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:25 PM
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5. you can get chastity belts at your local fetish sex shop |
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don't ask me how I know this.
oh wait - maybe I am misunderstanding why you're asking...
:D
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:35 PM
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15. Yeah. Mama's not getting any :( |
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I sound so nasty, don't I? But then, so do you! :hi:
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:27 PM
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:35 PM
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16. Quel suprise! I'm working on it. |
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He needs to get more comfortable around me before I whip out the camera! :D
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:28 PM
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7. this thread is worthless |
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:36 PM
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Everybody will just have to wait until I can sneak up on him and snap one. He's eighteen: legal. :P
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:28 PM
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8. He'd just find a way to pick the lock. |
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:rofl: :hi: He sounds like a good kid. :)
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:37 PM
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19. He was so nervous when I met him. That works in his favor to my mind. |
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One of my sisters dated a rich, gorgeous model for six years. He was the very best guy.
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:33 PM
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13. I suspect that your daughter is now beyond any control.... |
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The twig was bent a long time ago, sweetie......
Keep your eyes open!
And stand by in case she needs you.......'cause she might... :hug:
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:40 PM
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23. I think you're right, Peg. |
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She's one of those "perfect" kids, but then, so was I. And I wasn't. :cry: What goes around, comes around.
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:35 PM
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17. I wouldn't worry too much |
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AFAIK those Abercrombie models are all gay anyway
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:41 PM
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I will not be deceived by the rugged jaw and masculine swagger. Heh.
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:39 PM
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I am in line waiting!!!! :rofl: :hi:
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Fri Jun-01-07 03:42 PM
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:06 PM
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29. Anybody know where I can find a chastity belt? |
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:28 PM
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I can look but not touch.
Who ever anticipated this? My being a BAD old woman? :(
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:29 PM
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31. There's a 4 letter word for that |
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:30 PM
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It's a phase and it'll pass. In the meantime, keep the young lads out of my house. :P
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:31 PM
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35. Want some older lads to drop by? |
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Fri Jun-01-07 05:34 PM
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37. Yes, but they must be emotionally unattached. |
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Fri Jun-01-07 06:17 PM
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both happily married.
The freaks...
RL
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Fri Jun-01-07 04:30 PM
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34. My older daughter's older brother (no relation to me) looks like an A&F model.... |
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which is not surprising, because his mother is a former model.
He's one gorgeous kid. I always thought he could make it in modeling, but he wasn't interested.
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Sat Jun-02-07 07:18 AM
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44. I can't imagine being a model as a "career" |
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bur as a way to earn college money or whatever, it's not the worst thing.
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Fri Jun-01-07 05:35 PM
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38. Abercrombie and Fitch = |
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Sat Jun-02-07 07:15 AM
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42. I agree with you there. |
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I even hate the smell of the place.
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Sat Jun-02-07 05:41 PM
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I'm secure enough in my ghetto/grunginess to not be too worried by the dramatic "preppiezation" of American youth fashion. Oh where have you gone Kurt Cobain?
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Fri Jun-01-07 05:41 PM
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39. Stop by your local health department/Pick up some "info" pamphlets |
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Edited on Fri Jun-01-07 05:42 PM by Whoa_Nelly
You know--the ones about STDs, pregnancy, etc.
...and, oh so casually, leave them places where only she will find them....
like just under her pillow
in her purse
tucked in her underwear drawer
in her makeup bag
as a bookmark in whatever she's currently reading
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Sat Jun-02-07 07:17 AM
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Seriously, I'm going to do it. :hi:
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