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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:35 PM
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Question. I need to address and stuff 100 envelopes
for my parents' surprise anniversary party. I really need to mail them out tomorrow.

So here's the question...

How can I stealthily spread out all over my desk here at work without anyone noticing that I'm totally not doing actual work?

;)
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:36 PM
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1. stack big piles of actual work on either side of your mailings, just make your desk look
all messy so it's hard to see what your doing by just casually looking.
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:42 PM
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2. That might work...
except my desk is usually clean, so it would stand out if it was that messy. And what if one of my co-workers comes in here?
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:43 PM
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3. Climb under the desk and do it there
Edited on Fri Jun-01-07 04:44 PM by Debi
:shrug:

You should be able to stuff all the envelopes rather quickly (2-3 a minute) then maybe shove them in a drawer and only have 1-2 on your desk at a time?? It will look like you're just doing a little something on the side when the reality is that you are blowing off a days work ;).
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:44 PM
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5. Alas,
they would begin to wonder where I went!

Oh, and you can see under my desk from the door. x(
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:44 PM
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4. Well, I would just do it........
And not make any fuss over it...

You'd be surprised at what people don't see!

If you act guilty and furtive, someone will spot you!

:hi:
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:46 PM
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6. I'm thinking about doing just that...
brazen disregard for work time! After all, it is 2:45 on Friday.

But then I'd feel all guilty because everyone else is still working. Though I can argue that I had a really horrid morning and I deserve a break...hmm.
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:46 PM
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7. put the majority
in your drawer - one stack not done, one stack done.

Put your "normal" work on the desk. Put 2-5 envelopes under your normal work - depending on bulk/size, etc.

Slide one out from the bottom at a time and address. Anyone walks up - slide work over envelope.

Transfer finished stack to finished pile, pick up new stack

Et voila.

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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:48 PM
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8. OMG, you're a genius!
You sound like you've done this before...should I be alerting your supervisor? ;)

I think I will do just that...THANKS!
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 04:52 PM
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9. I am my supervisor!
:rofl:

But - let's just say I used to be a very efficient worker who finished everything much sooner than expected. I would be bored to freakin' tears (pre-'puter days!) so I learned early on how to give the appearance of working when not actually doing so.

Good luck.
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-01-07 05:48 PM
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10. I must give you a "golf clap" for that.
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