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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:16 AM
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Why no Catalator
They have a barkalator for Dogs so why don't they have a Catalator for Cat speak?

My boys would end up telling me that I live with them and they can kick me out at any moment and that I should remember that.

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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:34 AM
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1. Cats have no need
To speak to the help.
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:37 AM
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2. All a cat has to do is give you a look
Looks speak louder then words. Put the wrong flavor of food down and watch their faces. It's like they are saying You've got to be kidding it you think that I am going to eat that shit.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 02:01 AM
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3. What do you mean by barkalator?
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 02:14 AM
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4. I understand a Catalator is on the way
In the spring, I think.

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FireHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:44 PM
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5. From what I understand...
A dog has about 10 distinctly separate vocal elements. While a cat has over a 100. I know one of mine does :)

That's probably why the Catalator is taking so long to develop.

:shrug:
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:52 PM
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6. What's a Barkalator?
Inquiring minds, etc.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 04:46 PM
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7. Meowalator. It's a "barkalator", not a "dogalator"...
...the cats are not pleased...
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 01:08 AM
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9. I made a mistake
It should have been the Meowalator.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 05:26 PM
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8. What makes you think cats have anything to say to us?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 01:41 AM
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10. LOL
Mine are saying, "I knead you. I really knead you."
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 01:48 AM
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11. They would say F..k Off in a heartbeat
You know the look that they give you when they are doing something like taking a spit bath and you interrupt them it's like F..k Off I am busy.
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