Does anyone need any help with the application of cream?

[JVS]

Because I just want you to know that I believe that caring for the sick is a very important duty

[KitchenWitch]

1. Just where do you wish to apply the cream?

:shrug:

[JVS]

2. Let me call the doctor and then I'll know where to stick the cream

[petronius]

3. I'm guessing it's more a question of 'how'

That being said, I have a rusty bear trap that needs lubricating - perhaps the OP could help with that?

[JVS]

4. Take care of it yourself, you bum!

[S n o w b a l l]

5. you keep your nasty paws off me you pev!

[JVS]

6. Aww, c'mon, let's have a hug

:hug: Isn't that better? Isn't that a great way to greet complete strangers?

[S n o w b a l l]

7. not with some unknown cream on their hands

[JVS]

8. hand?

[S n o w b a l l]

9. or hand

[Inchworm]

10. I'll stand in when you get "tired"

:hi:

[JVS]

11. What a kind soul!

[Inchworm]

12. I feel it is a duty

to assure the proper application of creams.

:patriot:

[JVS]

13. yes

[BrotherBuzz]

14. Step aside Buckaroo - I'm doing all the applicating

You can lick the bowl when I'm done. ;)

[idgiehkt]

15. better find out why first....

make sure the reason for the cream isn't contagious....

:rofl: