What if God Smoked Cannabis?

[TXlib]

http://www.walnet.org/rosebud/cannabisgod.mp3

Lyrics by Weird Al, sung by Joan Osborne

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I can't listen to the song, I'm listening to something else

Pergelosi' Stabat Mater, if you have to know,

so I don't what the song says, but I wanna say: dude, look at the platypus, banyan trees, testicles, and volcanos. :smoke:

[Syrinx]

2. You've gotta be Tony Bennett!

'Cause you sound stoned! :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. LOL!

No, no being stoned for me - no drugs at all, 'cept the occasional cocktail or beer or wine.

[Limbought]

4. Can anyone "smarter" than me .........

find a copy of the lyrics on the web?

[ProudGerman]

5. lyrics

If God had long hair, and a goatee.
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed.
If he looked spaced out.
Would you buy his story?
Would you beleive he had an eye infection?

And yea, yea, God looks baked.
Yea, yea, God smells good.
Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea
What if God smoked cannibis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tye-dyed micro-bus?
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place, in the begining.
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
so they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?

And yea, yea, God rolls great.
Yea, yea, God smells good.
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea.
What if God smoked cannibis?
Do you suppose he'd drive a bus?
When he made the plattapus
When he created earth our home
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
Do you think he rolls his own?
Up there in Heaven on the throne.
And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl...

[Limbought]

6. Thanks Very Much!

[Kamika]

7. hehe

It's better then when Al sung it that's for sure, altough the original is the best one "What if God was one of us"

[PVnRT]

8. You think he didn't?

I mean, just look at the platypus...

[havocmom]

15. yeah, anybody got proof he didn't get stoned?

Sure seems to be more circumstancal evidence that he probably did.

[Valjean]

9. What if BUSH

What if Bush was one of us
Worked and slaved like one of us
Two weeks off like one of us

...

[Limbought]

10. Now you got me thinking of another song ........

"Dreamer, nothing but a dreamer."

[bbernardini]

11. Lyrics NOT written by Weird Al, NOT performed by Joan Osborne

This particular parody is a creation of Bob Rivers, who's been doing this sort of thing on his radio show for years and years. Just wanted to clear that up. :)

By the way, did you know that Eric Bazilian, the original composer of "One Of Us" gets extra money every time that Austin Powers movie is shown, because Dr. Evil claims he wrote it? It's true.

[Cocoa]

12. Weird Al is a genius

Speaking of cannabis, he's said he's never done any drugs, which makes his song "Bob" all the more incredible. How does a guy think of doing an all-palindrome parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" if he's not high?


Bob Lyrics

Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
(Print the Lyrics)


Bob Lyrics

I, man, am regal -- a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

[Ernesto]

13. Who says she doesn't?

[corporatewhore]

14. why of I smoke cannibas