. . And God Created Canada . . . .

[ConcernedCanuk]

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And God Created Canada

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian..

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel
found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God,
"Where have you been? "

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what
I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,

"What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God," and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great
balance. Balance? inquired Michael.

Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor;
the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people and
over there is a continent of black people," God continued,
pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to
a large landmass in the top corner and asked, What's that one?
Ah, said God. That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an
exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be f
ound travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard
working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout
the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.

I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable
ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who
come across them. Michael gasped in wonder and admiration
but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there
will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards
I'm putting next to them...."

[NightTrain]

1. "Flame," hell! I thought it was funny.

:thumbsup:

[BlueCollar]

2. works for me

I thought it was quite good...:-)

[Lefty48197]

3. The truth doesn't ALWAYS hurt

sometimes it's funny.

[camero]

4. Very good

[Parrcrow]

5. loved it

O8)

[gator_in_Ontario]

6. As someone currently straddling the border, so to speak

I think it is funny

[Syn_Dem]

7. hehe

I thought that was hilarious.

[ByRillYAN]

8. LOL!

loved it!:D

[calimary]

9. Why would anybody flame you? This is funny!

And, it could be true...

[ConcernedCanuk]

10. . . . well the "week-enders" liked it - let's try the Monday crowd !

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[bif]

11. Good one!

I love Canada. Can't wait to move there!

[jimbo fett]

12. I simply refer to Canada as the "51st state."

[HereSince1628]

13. Why is God embarrassed to mention CURLING?????????????

[elfwitch]

14. As a disenchanted American all I gotta say is...

Oh! Canada

[ConcernedCanuk]

15. I'm expectin' an immigration surge up if it gets "drafty" down there - -

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[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. We've been discussing a move to Canada.

Especially if Bush wins the election in Nov.
Duckie

[mzmolly]

16. I love it! Thanks

:hi: Loud mouth bastard that may be Canada bound here...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. That's Awesome!

I love Canadians. Every man I've ever met from there was so polite and sweet, you just wanted to lick them. lol. And every man I know from here, save a few, you just want to kick.
Duckie

[no name no slogan]

19. ROFLMAO!!!

Now THAT was hilarious! Much better than the Canadian jokes I've heard lately (and in Minnesota, we hear a LOT of them)!

[Holly]

20. LOL

now that post is funny. BTW; we love having those " loud-mouth bastards " as our neighbours. We'll just love ya more when * is just a bad memory, eh!