what do you do when life gives you lemons?

[datasuspect]

[Sock Puppet]

1. I fucking throw them at people who try to appease me with tired cliches

:D

Then I make a vodka and tonic.

[datasuspect]

6. vodka and tonic sounds good

welcome to DU!

[mitchum]

2. Track down the sonofabitch who planted the grove...

and kill him :)

[datasuspect]

5. with extreme prejudice

i like the cut of your jib

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Suck on them?

:+

[datasuspect]

4. good one!!!!!

yay!

[Deja Q]

38. Oh, your lemon is soooooo big! And juicy!

Yet sour!

:o



:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

7. i look for people with papercuts.

[datasuspect]

12. that's cruel!

but fun

[pagerbear]

8. Ignore them and go shopping for OJ. And vodka.

[datasuspect]

14. i like lime in my jack and coke

i used to be a big time vodka drinker, but i always like it with cranberry or red kool aid

[pagerbear]

16. Oh yes--vodka & cranberry is one of my faves!

[mainegreen]

9. Sell them in New Hampshire where there are practically no lemon laws!

[datasuspect]

11. hee hee

[Coventina]

10. Make whisky sours.

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

15. those are good

but without the fruit salad on top.

[slj0101]

13. Squeeze them, 'til the juice runs down my leg.

[Connonym]

28. ...

:spank:

[GirlinContempt]

17. I clone those lemons, and make SUPER lemons.

[datasuspect]

18. please don't tell me you are making a lemon army

shiver

[GirlinContempt]

22. You just wait

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Damn you, I wanted to make that reference.

You're like the John Stamos to my Clone High quoting Cinnamon J. Scudworth. x(

[billyskank]

27. Dude I needed you the other day

Blu-Jay posted a thread with a load of pictures of people called Dick

so I replied, how many dicks is that?

I was dying for you to turn up and say, a lot.

But it never happened. :(

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Haha, damn, didn't even see it.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

19. Make limoncello

So at least you can get yourself drunk!!

[WindRavenX]

20. add triple sec and tequila and make margaritas!

:P

[edbermac]

21. Wash my Prozac down with lemonade.

:crazy:

[Redbear]

23. I use them to get rid of fire ants

lemon Juice and dish soap works very well

[NMDemDist2]

24. CHILTONS!!!!!

roll lemon on hard surface to soften

cut in half, squeeze juice into glass (using some sort of seed catcher) add generous amount of vodka, soda and ice

course that was in the old days, now a days I just make lemonade :evilgrin:

[Joe Fields]

25. No entity ever gave me lemons. I always had to buy them

[kwassa]

30. Lemon, salt, tequila

Lick the salt, down the tequilla shot, bite into the lemon.

My 21st Birthday celebration.

I don't remember a long section of that evening.

[tandot]

31. Mix them with vodka and make lemon drops

:evilgrin:

[AllegroRondo]

32. I juggle them

unless theres more than 3, then I drop them.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

33. liver detox

after :beer:

[Ellen Forradalom]

34. Rub down the stinky dog with them

Then throw the rinds down the disposal to make it smell fresh again.

[LynneSin]

35. Where is "Squeeze my lemons until the juice runs down my legs"

I think Led Zeppelin summed it up quite nicely

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

36. you know what happened?

i went to sleep last night, worked as hard as I can,
brought home my money, she took my money, gave it to another man

[LynneSin]

37. Well perhaps if the Lemons were better quality

:shrug: