Your favorite Marx brother

[brentspeak]

Groucho:



Chico:



Harpo:



Zeppo:

[AllegroRondo]

1. What about Karl?

[gratuitous]

2. Lame

No picture of Gummo?!

Anecdote about Chico, who loved to gamble at cards, but wasn't so much in love with paying off when he lost, which was pretty often. A friend of his finally pinned him down about paying off his gambling debt, and extracted a check from the tight-fisted Chico. Chico had one condition: don't cash the check until noon the next day. The friend agreed, and when he saw Chico the next day, he told him the check had bounced! "When did you cash it?" asked Chico. "Five minutes after noon, just like you asked," replied his friend. "Ah, at's-a too late," said Chico.

[Aristus]

3. Groucho, 'cause he was a good liberal.

The others may have been, too. But I haven't seen any data on the subject.

[brentspeak]

4. self-kick

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