Boys!

[deepthought42]

Why are they so annoying and needy sometimes???


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[billyskank]

1. Because we're annoyingly needy

I know I am

[deepthought42]

lmao... but why???

I'm just a loner of a girl who's not sure she's ready to date and yet is being beseiged by needy boys....it's funny and frustrating at the same time...

ok, i just got a strange sense of deja vu.... :scared:

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

10. Take advantage of the situation

You've got these boys right where you want 'em, use it any way you can. I bet you can get them to do things for you, buy you things. Milk that cash cow, honey!

[deepthought42]

11. See...I'm too nice...

and too much of a loner...lol

I'm a Loser all right!

[edbermac]

2. I'm not annoying, just needy.

Could you lend me 20 bucks? :P

[deepthought42]

4. Sorry, outta cash.

:P

[edbermac]

6. Well now I'm annoyed!

:7

[deepthought42]

8. So sorry, how can I make it up to you?

*bats eyes*

[edbermac]

14. I can't tell you, you'd slap me!

;)

[deepthought42]

27. Would I? Or do you want me to?

;)

:spank:

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

3. Because they are boys.

You should try men...

:D

RL

[deepthought42]

5. The men aren't paying any attention to me...

I'm willing to wait for the men, but in the mean time the boys are being needier than me!

[deepthought42]

7. Ahhhhh, I'm ready to become a hermit...

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Inchworm]

9. Im not needy, just annoying

pull my finger?

:spray:

:hide:

[deepthought42]

12. Hold on, let me get the Febreze...

:P

NO! lol

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. The same reason girls are.

Examine thine inner self, and ye shall find the answers ye seek. :D

[rug]

15. Insufficient scrotal exploration.

[Beer Snob-50]

16. something about the feminite (sp) form that makes us stupid....

clevage lowers our iq's about 40-50 points sometimes.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Because we need the same things women do

Love. Affection. Acceptance. Et cetera.

There are, however, two problems with this:

1. In our testosterone-addled minds, it adds up to needing sex, because...

2. The aforementioned testosterone combined with societal expectations and pressures discourages us from expressing our needs as love, affection, acceptance, et cetera. So we beat our chests and make it all about penii and vaginae.

1 + 2 = annoying



Tomorrow: Apes.*



*Same lesson.

[Lyric]

30. Penii?

Do you have more than one?* :hi:

*If yes... How YOU doin'?! :blush: :woohoo:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Mmmm... no

But there's a fella you might like to meet:


Have you hard about Stacy Brown?
He got every chick in town
He got looks, he got class
Do anything to get a little lass
And everybody shout at him as he walks his girlies past

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
But Stacy Brown got two

Do you know the reason for his success?
They say that he is double blessed
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
But still his girlfriends wake up smilin' every morn.

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
But Stacy Brown got two

Why they climbing up the wall?
Young ones run and old ones crawl
He got two and that's a fact
But no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow, on his knee, or underneath his hat?

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
But Stacy Brown got two


—Shel Silverstein

:hi: :hug:

[ThomCat]

18. Because EVERYONE is annoying and needy at times.

:shrug:

:)

[matcom]

19. wait until we get a cold!

"I want my MMOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY"

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm SICK!

Honey, make me some chicken soooooouuuuuupppppppp

:D

[Danger Mouse]

20. Because you're a loser.

That's the explanation for pretty much anything.
Because you're a loser.
Loser.

[deepthought42]

24. Takes one to know one.

Freakin' loser.


:P

[Danger Mouse]

28. I know. You're one of my favorite losers, though.

:hug:
You lose with gusto.

[deepthought42]

33. Oh gee, thanks...

ya freakin' loser. You really know how to make a girl feel good about herself. ;)

[Danger Mouse]

35. hey, backhanded compliments are my forte

:)

[deepthought42]

36. and backhanded compliments are my pianissimo...

ok, bad music joke, :P

[S n o w b a l l]

21. ....

:hide:

[deepthought42]

25. ha ha ha ha!!!

I love those things... :evilgrin:

[snailly]

22. Cooties?

[Ava]

23. oh don't even get my started on the annoying things!

i already posted some of my frustrations last night :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

26. pffffffffffffff ffffftttttttttt!

neener neener neener


:P

[JohnnyBoots]

29. It depends on the age....n/t.......

[Norrin Radd]

32. Because it works like a charm.

[xchrom]

34. i can be annoying -- but probably not in the way you mean --

and i don't do needy.