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Mon Jun-04-07 02:18 PM
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I just can't get enough of the male genitourinary system! |
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Once again my classwork finds me pondering the prostate, transurethral drainage, scrotal exploration and orchiectomies. Last summer the whole subject made me cry... this year, I'm kind of indifferent. That's progress, if not cure. :)
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:24 PM
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1. I didn't understand 90% of that.. And I am in tears. |
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Please don't talk about boy parts in such clinical terms. I had my prostate checked when I was 17... My doctor had big hands, not a fun thing.
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:33 PM
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You boys are so sensitive!
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:05 PM
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11. One word ... Epididymitis... |
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I had this when I was 17. It was so insanely painful..
I had relations with my girlfriend one night and I didn't complete the operation (if you get my drift).. I woke up in the morning with the most intense pain downstairs. I thought I had blue balls. So I snuck her moms JCPenny catalog into the bathroom to take care of things myself. This made the pain worse.. Yadda Yadda, five hours later I was on the floor of the ER in the fetal position screaming.
And the Epididymitis returned a few years ago. This time I knew what was going on. It was only 90% as bad.
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:20 PM
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12. I think women really have no idea about that sort of pain |
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except childbirth, and the memory of childbirth fades... just the fear remains. You have given me a number of vivid mental imagesl to contemplate, Ompalo.
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:31 PM
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15. I think you have to run a Cost/Benefits analysis against the two... |
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Child birth, you get a baby... Epididymitis, and you get vicodin.
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:25 PM
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2. Wait until you get to the chapter on Interstitial Cystitis |
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That's where the real fun begins.
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:34 PM
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6. I've been there, done that. |
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What are you doing online? I expected you to be sleeping, like I was!
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:25 PM
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3. i am adept at scrotal exploration |
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it alleviates boredom sometimes.
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:35 PM
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7. It's not a pastime I despise either. |
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:48 PM
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:28 PM
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4. mmm.The smell of a radical prostatecttomy in the morn |
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uruology takes a special guy
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:36 PM
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My father was an ob/gyn and he explained his interest as a fascination with conception and the development from egg and sperm to a fully-formed human being. It was the only miracle he knew, he said. What, I wonder, inspires the urologist?
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Mon Jun-04-07 02:45 PM
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At least your not NUTS!!! :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:21 PM
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13. Bwajajajaja (scandinavian laughter) |
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:22 PM
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:48 PM
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Sometimes, sometimes not. :P
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:49 PM
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:rofl: You realize I will never think of you any other way, right? :rofl:
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:58 PM
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Thats fine with me. :)
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:38 PM
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17. I am that way when it comes to the breasticles |
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I can't get enough of them :silly:
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:50 PM
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:52 PM
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24. If you need a lab partner |
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:39 PM
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18. well it IS the most important thing in the world |
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:51 PM
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22. I don't believe I can disagree. |
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Where would we all be without it? Nowhere, that's where. :think:
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