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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:18 PM
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I just can't get enough of the male genitourinary system!
Once again my classwork finds me pondering the prostate, transurethral drainage, scrotal exploration and orchiectomies. Last summer the whole subject made me cry... this year, I'm kind of indifferent. That's progress, if not cure. :)
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:24 PM
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1. I didn't understand 90% of that.. And I am in tears.
Please don't talk about boy parts in such clinical terms. I had my prostate checked when I was 17... My doctor had big hands, not a fun thing.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:33 PM
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5. Heheh.
You boys are so sensitive!
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:05 PM
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11. One word ... Epididymitis...
I had this when I was 17. It was so insanely painful..

I had relations with my girlfriend one night and I didn't complete the operation (if you get my drift).. I woke up in the morning with the most intense pain downstairs. I thought I had blue balls. So I snuck her moms JCPenny catalog into the bathroom to take care of things myself. This made the pain worse.. Yadda Yadda, five hours later I was on the floor of the ER in the fetal position screaming.

And the Epididymitis returned a few years ago. This time I knew what was going on. It was only 90% as bad.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:20 PM
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12. I think women really have no idea about that sort of pain
except childbirth, and the memory of childbirth fades... just the fear remains. You have given me a number of vivid mental imagesl to contemplate, Ompalo.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:31 PM
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15. I think you have to run a Cost/Benefits analysis against the two...
Child birth, you get a baby... Epididymitis, and you get vicodin.
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Maineiac Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:25 PM
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2. Wait until you get to the chapter on Interstitial Cystitis
That's where the real fun begins.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:34 PM
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6. I've been there, done that.
What are you doing online? I expected you to be sleeping, like I was!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:25 PM
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3. i am adept at scrotal exploration
it alleviates boredom sometimes.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:35 PM
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7. It's not a pastime I despise either.
:evilgrin:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:48 PM
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10. woof woof!
cheeky!
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:28 PM
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4. mmm.The smell of a radical prostatecttomy in the morn
uruology takes a special guy

CB
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:36 PM
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8. Don't it?
My father was an ob/gyn and he explained his interest as a fascination with conception and the development from egg and sperm to a fully-formed human being. It was the only miracle he knew, he said. What, I wonder, inspires the urologist?
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 02:45 PM
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9. Scrotal Exploration?
At least your not NUTS!!! :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:21 PM
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13. Bwajajajaja (scandinavian laughter)
:rofl:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:22 PM
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14. Eww...
:P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:48 PM
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19. Yeah, Ew!
Sometimes, sometimes not. :P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:35 PM
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16. You rang?


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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:49 PM
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20. ...
:rofl: You realize I will never think of you any other way, right? :rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:58 PM
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25. ...
Thats fine with me. :)

:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:38 PM
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17. I am that way when it comes to the breasticles
I can't get enough of them :silly:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:50 PM
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21. Ah yes.
My next area of study...
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:52 PM
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24. If you need a lab partner
:evilgrin: :hide:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:39 PM
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18. well it IS the most important thing in the world
In the top five anyway.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:51 PM
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22. I don't believe I can disagree.
Where would we all be without it? Nowhere, that's where. :think:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 03:51 PM
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23. Me neither
:evilgrin:
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