What do you do when life attacks you with fresh fruit?

[Oeditpus Rex]

[pagerbear]

1. More often life attacks me with faded, cynical tarts.

[AllegroRondo]

2. release the man eating lions!

now when do we learn how to defend ourselves from someone armed with a point-ed stick?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we?

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Shaddup!

[mikeytherat]

3. Fresh fruit don't scare me, but mangoes in syrup? That's wicked scary!

mikey_the_rat

[billyskank]

4. It was a very sharp slice of melon, wasn't it, general?

[Joe Fields]

7. duck and cover...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Bust a sirloin on its ass.

[Arkham House]

9. Well--if you don't have a 16-ton weight--or a tiger--

--I guess the only alternative is to tell the Funniest Joke Ever Written...but cover your own ears first...

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. What if it's after 1945

when peace broke out?

:shrug:

[Orsino]

11. We did fresh fruit! n/t