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Mon Jun-04-07 03:26 PM
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| For mycritters and RevCheesehead - let's write sermon titles that won't quite work! |
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"Jesus Christ, I'm Hungover"
"I Vomited to God Last Night"
"Are All of You Totally Fucking Dumb?"
"Why I'm an Atheist"
"How About a Salary That Let's Me eat at the Same Restaurants You Do?"
"80% of you have new cars. I drive a '62 Rambler. What's Wrong with this Fucking Picture?"
"Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk"
"Bible Schmible. I Gots Me This Hindenberg Paperweight What Talks To Me!"
"Jackasses."
"The Erotic Adventures of Noah".
"Catholicism as a Motivated Social Cognition of the Mentally Retarded and Other Criminal Pathalogies".
"Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs."
"Guess What I Found In My Underwear?!"
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:28 PM
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| 1. Jesus IS coming and he is PISSED! |
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I can't take credit for it, but I still think it could make for an interessting sermon.
:wow:
Laura
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:28 PM
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| 2. "I came. I shat. I smote." |
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:34 PM
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| 3. "Towards an Exegetical Theology of The Doobie Brothers" |
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:38 PM
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Mon Jun-04-07 03:45 PM
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| 5. It's fun to stay at the... |
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Mon Jun-04-07 04:26 PM
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Mon Jun-04-07 04:27 PM
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| 7. You are going to Hell for that. |
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And I'm going there for laughing my ass off.
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Mon Jun-04-07 05:31 PM
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| 9. I know, when I first saw that |
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I nearly pissed myself I laughed so hard.
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Mon Jun-04-07 04:27 PM
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| 8. Pentecost: the day the Holy Spirit Came, and you had a headache. |
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Mon Jun-04-07 05:37 PM
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| 10. I have that third one already written, in case anyone needs to borrow it. n/t |
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Mon Jun-04-07 05:38 PM
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| 11. "you have a fiend in jesus" |
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Mon Jun-04-07 05:38 PM
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| 12. "what really happened with that jawbone of an ass" |
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Edited on Mon Jun-04-07 05:48 PM by texas1928
"God was really just flatulent, and we are the results of a messy fart."
"Crucifixion, Schmucifixion, I got a hangnail like you would not believe."
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Mon Jun-04-07 05:43 PM
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Mon Jun-04-07 07:46 PM
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| 14. "Idolatry for fun and profit." |
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"A Christian's Guide to Flipping Foreclosures and Robbing the Downtrodden."
A Judaica bonus: "DIY Circumcision"
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Mon Jun-04-07 07:54 PM
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| 15. The road to Hell is paved with Good Works |
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I swear I saw it on a church sign.
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