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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:40 PM
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What do you do when life gives you a cucumber?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:40 PM
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1. make raita.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:50 PM
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10. Yummy!
I looooooove raita!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:41 PM
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2. No sex threads!
:spank:



Actually, I've just always wanted to say that. :D
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:42 PM
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3. Mine's bigger.
:rofl:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 05:29 PM
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14. rofl!
Edited on Mon Jun-04-07 05:31 PM by GTRMAN
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger. My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?

Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's
Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.

Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.

Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?


:rofl:
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:48 PM
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9. I was thinking
that someone would say that and then I thought who would do that and then there you were.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:50 PM
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11. Shocking
ain't it?

;)
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:52 PM
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12. delightful
actually don't ever change.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:43 PM
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4. Or a banana the size of a
well actually I don't know WHAT it's the size of

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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:44 PM
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5. definitely a two-hander
great, great photograph

:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:45 PM
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6. *mmmph*
I had a hard job finishing it! :rofl:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:47 PM
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7. Cucumber
I could think up a lot of ....nasty things to do..........lettuce tell you if you carrot all.......:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 04:47 PM
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8. Make Tzatziki!!!
Oh how I loves me some Tzatziki!!!!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 05:16 PM
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13. Google ad for this thread was...
"Spa Quality Body Lotion" : Buy Y2C Body lotion, No chemicals or Paraben

I laugh so hard at those things :P

:hi:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-04-07 05:53 PM
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15. Try to relax, definitely. n/t
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