I got matcom pregnant

[DS1]

He's leaving his Mrs., then we're going to propose in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

After that I'm kicking him down the steps.

It's for the child's own good, you ever try to keep kitty litter in a diaper? I have, and it's not easy :grr:

[matcom]

1. not until you get the boob-job next week you are scheduled for

i told you i wasn't 'downsizing'

*tapping foot*

[rug]

3. He needs a brazilian waxing more.

[matcom]

4. no he doesn't

I tweeze for him on Wednesdays

[rug]

8. Since when are these called tweezers?

[SarahB]

2. I heard he was banging Rabrrrrrr too.

Maybe you should ask for a paternity test before you have to shell out any cash?

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. matcom does not "bang" me, you vicious, horrid little whore.

He "piledrives" me.

And he hits me, but that's because I deserve it.

[SarahB]

7. Are you wearing your crotchless pantaloons when he hits you?

If you were a good woman, you would.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. He prefers my crotchless Amish Wife With Hose outfit, you filthy degenerate.

:rofl:

[matcom]

9. we feltch at sunset

*sniff* our love is so special

[RetroLounge]

21. You said Feltch!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

RL

[swimboy]

5. Saw it on youtube

<link removed>

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Are you moving in with GoPsUx?

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. WTF??????

I go away for one night and he whores himself out to the likes of you!!! You better get that boob job, I saw what you posted about my rack (thank you btw) :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. Well, that PROVES it that you need to stay home with him.

Short leash, etc.

:hug:

;)

[edbermac]

12. What? He just swore to me he was a virgin!

I should have known.:shrug:

[matcom]

13. I am

it grew back

[edbermac]

28. Oh yeah, tell me another one, you little tramp.

:P

[AwakeAtLast]

32. So then what was that $9,000 surgery bill for?

Or did something else grow....um.....back? :evilgrin:

:P

[SOteric]

14. Will you be letting him breastfeed at the Olive Garden?

[matcom]

15. let? Let?? LET???!111

bitch PLEASE! :eyes:

[SOteric]

16. Dude,

if you're gonna be calling me that, you'd better be naked and pulling my hair.

[matcom]

18. my left hand is corrently free

sorry but my right is grasping a hold of DS1's butt-floss

you don't mind sharing do you?

[idgiehkt]

24. okey

:rofl:

figured it out...

[Left Is Write]

17. Believe it or not, this is not the most bizarre post I have ever read.

[mzteris]

19. would that be

today, or in the past hour?

:eyes:


What a strange and crazy place this is, eh?

I :loveya: it!

[RetroLounge]

22. Lemon Curry?

:shrug:

RL

[lost-in-nj]

23. Oh dear God

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

these copycats are the best.....




lost

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. At least you're doing the right thing by him....

That's all I can say....

[nytemare]

27. How? He runs up and down those stairs too fast.

:)

[UTUSN]

29. It's about time. n/t

[lost-in-nj]

30. ..

:spray: :rofl: :rofl:

good one!!!!



lost

[Gormy Cuss]

31. This thread is useless

without pictures.

[AwakeAtLast]

33. Dear God, NOOOO!!!!

:banghead:


<sigh> Let the photoshops begin!


;)