My birth father abandoned me

[Oeditpus Rex]

My birth mother doesn't even remember his name. It was a drunken one-nighter and, apparently, no big deal to him.



And I'm fine. O8)



DO YOU HEAR ME?!? FINE!! FINE, GODDAMMIT!!!



THERE'S NOTHING THE FUCK WRONG WITH ME, YOU ASSHOLES!!!11

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. sorry, i got your mom knocked up.

i will be more careful next time.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. See that you do!

Hey... don't you owe me a suckle or something?



I DEMAND MY RIGHTS AS YOUR SPAWN!!!

[cwydro]

21. Lol

THAT was a great response! A suckle!:rofl:

I think lioness is my mom too!:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. ---

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

2. Your dad impregnated my mom.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. That why we have the same nose?

SISSY!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[graywarrior]

11. I beg to differ.

We're both hawt.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. No, *you're* hawt

I'm tepid, at best.

[graywarrior]

15. effin liar

I've seen your pic. You LIE.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Do not

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

:P

[datasuspect]

3. my birth father cut off my hand

he ended up being the dark lord of the sith

[Kajsa]

4. Point well taken, Rex.

I've got two generations of much less than
good absent father figure influence ( or lack of influence) here.

The pain exists and it's very real for life!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I didn't mean to make light of such situations

It's true, though — I am the product of a drunken one-night stand, and my birth mom doesn't remember the guy's name.

At the risk of making a satirical thread serious, I don't know what effect, if any, that's had on me. The introspection I've given it tells me it's had none — but I also acknowledge I may not have dug deeply enough.

:hug:

[Kajsa]

9. You've turned out great, Rex.

My son has had a lot of love in his life from me
and my family- He's doing OK, too.
;-)

Sometimes your family are the people who
love and care about you- damn the torpedoes!
( now there's a Freudian slip for ya.-LOL)

Thanks,
:hug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Oh, good, more Roger Waters-ish whiny self-obsession.

:eyes:


Maybe you can go write some "dark" and "deep" poetry to show all us how profound you are.

:eyes:


Oh, incidentally, your film's won a prize.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. k

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like the song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooooooo, aah — mother, look! A puppy!

[Parche]

18. Father

Do you have 'Radio Waves'

[Nikia]

13. That happened to a guy where I used to work

The one night stand also happened to work there. The younger man told the guys including his father about the circumstances of his birth and how he always wondered who his father was. The older man admitted that he might be his father. They had a paternity test done and now they consider themselves father and son.

[Iris]

14. Well, at least now you won't have to kill him and marry your mom. n/t

[mitchum]

16. LOL!!!

that's classic :)

[Iris]

19. omg. You forgot "no pun intended!"

didn't you?

hee! hee!

[mitchum]

20. I wasn't gonna pass up a rare opportunity to say that...

and it actually be true :)

[In_The_Wind]

23. My birth mother deserted me when I was 18 months old.

Anybody know the whereabouts of Melba Faye Henson Bishop?








BTW ~ I truly feel your pain.

[PeaceNikki]

24. I beg to differ. THAT is not being abandoned

He'd have had to known of your existence in order to abandon you.

My son was abandoned by his father when he was 10 and it fucked him all up. They knew each other. He loved his dad.

See the difference?

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Thanks for clearing that up

I'm truly indebted to you for minimizing my situation and showing me the error of my ways. How could I have been so self-centered?



Oh, and thanks also for realizing that this thread is a satirical spinoff of a thread posted more than 24 hours ago.

:hi:

[PeaceNikki]

28. .

:hi:

[Deep13]

25. Um, "birth father?"

Gender roles have really changed since I was a kid.

[ThomCat]

26. ...

:hug:

I was disowned. Not the same, but sorta is. :(