Who wants to get me pregnant?

[Writer]

I'm shopping for baby daddies.


(Don't tell Mr. Writer, a'ight?)

;)

On edit: You know what? Forget it...

... now if I can find Mr. Writer's number...

[datasuspect]

1. take a number

[Writer]

5. ...

:spray:
And the man said, "What? There's an opportunity for procreation? WHERE!?!"

[Deja Q]

33. 69

[some guy]

2. Okay,

I'll give it a shot.

I've had a vas, so it probably won't work out, but AFAIC, that counts as a bonus. :D

[Writer]

6. Practice, maybe?

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

3. How about just practice ?

Does hubby own any firearms :hide: :silly:

[Writer]

8. No, but he has a table saw.

(And I would practice with you ANYTIME. :7)

[Guava Jelly]

12. Woo hoo!!!

Practice makes perfect :D

[yurbud]

4. post a photo. can it be in person or do you just want a sample in the mail?

[Writer]

9. I prefer au naturale.

Nothing's healthier than some good 'ole homegrown babymaking.

[yurbud]

16. still need the pic to decide if it will be a face to face delivery or I need to leave it on the

back porch (metaphorically for the latter).

[Writer]

19. LOLOL

I'm brunette and 32 years-old. Does that help? :P

[yurbud]

34. is the brunette hair on top, party area, or all over?

[Writer]

36. Brunette with red highlights, babe.

I'm not revealing the rest. :P

[yurbud]

40. red highlights? can't you prevent that with a pad or something?

[ComerPerro]

42. I had a friend one time ask if you could mail in donations to sperm banks, and get paid

Basically, I told him that he was describing the best job ever, if you really think about it.

[yurbud]

43. that would be a good system except it would be impossible to open the envelope

[ComerPerro]

44. Eww

[yurbud]

45. I wouldn't send it in an ewe either. It might not find it's way to the sperm bank or it could leak

[ComerPerro]

46. Don't have to lick this envelope to get it to stick shut...

[yurbud]

47. see the movie HAPPINESS. Philip Seymour Hoffman has a unique way of sticking photos to his wall

[SPKrazy]

7. Good thing

Mr. Writer doesn't read DU, he might be surprised :shrug:

[Writer]

11. Mr. Writer reads DU...

and he laughs at EVERYTHING! ;)

[SPKrazy]

29. Good thing!

some people have others who read their posts and have not found it to be funny. :yoiks:


:D

[Left Is Write]

57. Ain't that the truth.

[rug]

10. My sprem count lessens at high altitudes.

[datasuspect]

14. i know it's a typo

but "sprem" would be a good name for soda

[rug]

18. Happens whent yping with one hand.

[Writer]

15. Oh? Well, hmmm...

I've got family in New Orleans... would that help?

[rug]

20. Only if you want twins. Omaha is safest.

[Writer]

22. There are plenty of corn fields, and it's only a short drive from here...

I'm on my way!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. Over here!

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

17. You are generous, indeed.

:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Generous but underwhelming.

:rofl:

[Writer]

23. Please don't sell yourself SHORT now...

I'm a much deeper woman than that. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. Phew.

:P

[taterguy]

24. The act of doing it would be enjoyable, the consequences not so much

And you're too late if you want me as a babymaker anyway :)

[Writer]

26. Well I'm looking for good stunt doubles...

would you be interested?

[taterguy]

31. you have to ask?

[Wetzelbill]

27. our children would monopolize the Pulitzers for the next 50 years

and that may not be fair to the rest of the world....

Oh hell, since when did I ever believe in fairness? :)

[Writer]

28. I would love to have children that win pulitzer prizes...

no need to pay for their college. :thumbsup:

[Wetzelbill]

30. the drawback is they would be short, chubby and watch

pro wrestling all the time. But otherwise they'd be pretty brilliant. :)

[Deja Q]

32. Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

(How's that for enthusiasm? :rofl: )

[Writer]

35. Wow. I didn't know you cared so much, my dear HypnoToad.

:P


By the way, I think Sherman rules.

:thumbsup:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. I will, as long as I can dump you once you get preggers.

;-)

[Writer]

48. Okay... but...

how would that work?
:shrug:

[Drum]

38. Sure,

but no house-calls. I'm in zipcode 11224. References upon request.

[Writer]

49. I don't know... the envelope thing, you know, just sounds a bit messy.

And as someone mentioned above, I don't think I would be able to open it.

[gr8dane_daddy]

39. It'll be the best 47 secs you'll ever have!

Grrrrrr...<grunt, grunt>

[Writer]

50. ...

:spray:

How ultra-manly, gr8dane_daddy.

[gr8dane_daddy]

56. I'm known for my marathons....

Grrrr...<grunt, grunt>

[u4ic]

41. I'm halfway there

Got a turkey baster :P

[Writer]

51. Hmm... well... you could "assist..."

although I'm looking for something a bit more natural. :D

[u4ic]

53. Plastic is made from petroleum

Entirely natural. :D

[Robeson]

52. Sorry, I've been snipped....

...I shoot blanks...:hi:

[Writer]

54. Shucksy-darn. That lessens my gene pool possibilities.

(sigh!)

:P

[WCGreen]

55. Sowing the seeds of love.....

[Joe Fields]

58. I can't, my dear, but I would like to watch and take notes, if I may.

You know, for future reference...:bounce:

[RetroLounge]

59. ...

:hi:

:9

RL

[guitar man]

60. pick me, pick me!!

I make pretty babies.....I have proof!! :think: