Who wants me to get them pregnant?

[ForrestGump]

This is a copycat that can only end badly.

But I couldn't back away from it... :-(







I guess it's hard to remain anonymous, so maybe just volunteer someone else for it.


:hide:

[LeftyMom]

1. GoPsUx

He told me so. But don't tell him I said so, it's a secret.

[ForrestGump]

3. I've long suspected

And I won't tell.

He's easily confused.

[Guava Jelly]

11. I cant trust you with shit!!!

:mad: :rofl:

[bridgit]

2. go'fer it...

[ForrestGump]

6. I think I know them

This was the 'before' shot:



Damn, I'm good.


:hide:

[mzteris]

4. um - you don't know anyone named

Fifi, do you???

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

7. Last name FoFum?

Nope. :P

[mzteris]

9. Not Fee Fi, silly

FiFi - it's French.

[ForrestGump]

10. French? I never met a cheese-eating surrender monkey

I didn't like.


:D


Vive la France!

F***ez les Freedom Fries!

[mzteris]

15. Maybe I should clarify -

she's a pig.

She's evidently been - er - impregnated and Southpawkicker's getting the blame for now, (seeing as he's not here to speak up for himself) but I thought maybe it could be you since you're in such a generous mood and all.

[ForrestGump]

16. Oh! A LITERAL pig!

Far be it from me to even indirectly impugn Southpawkicker's good name name, but 'twas not me. I'd remember. I don't get out much. Or in. :D

[mzteris]

24. In all fairness,

she's a really CUTE pig!

[SPKrazy]

26. Heyyyyyyy!

what is this you speak of ?

fifi is preggers

who's blaming me?

:wtf:

:grr:

[mzteris]

32. You know how jealous

Rev Acts gets....... :eyes: Some people.

[SPKrazy]

34. Rev and Me didn't last long..

apparently she has moved on to :cry: greener pastures, where the hogs are younger.

:shrug:

So, how ya doin Mzteris? :D

;)

[mzteris]

35. I'm having a pretty good day.

Starting to feel a bit better. A little more "me", ya know? I hope this upward trend continues.

Now if I can just keep certain others from bringing me DOWN. :grr:

[SPKrazy]

36. ...

well, onward and upward! I'm pulling for you :hug:

:loveya:


:grr: no bringing down the mzteris!

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. You are so bad!

:spank:



:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

13. Fifi?

is that you? :o

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. I ain't Fifi, sorry honey.

:rofl:

[mzteris]

21. How DARE you!

I told you FiFi was a PIG!

:hmph:

[mzteris]

20. Thank you, thank you.

I'm trying!!!

[BlueJazz]

5. Oh, My Big Strong Man..I would LOVE you to French-Kiss Me >>>

[ForrestGump]

8. Sorry

I don't like those earrings. :P

[MnFats]

18. delete, my hands were shaking n/t

[MnFats]

19. We're gonna need a bigger boat.

why? oh, god why?

[ForrestGump]

22. Want to compare scars?

These ones right here are from the Rumanian twins I met at the clothing-optional retirement home...

:o

[Marrah_G]

17. Back slowly away from the keyboard........ n/t

[ForrestGump]

23. Good advice

...assuming I was typing with my hands.



:hide:

[Marrah_G]

25. If you weren't then.....

Don't back away slowly......run like hell.

[u4ic]

27. It can only end badly?

Like with me posting the last reply to your thread?




:cry:

[ForrestGump]

28. I like

being proven wrong.

Your end is just fine... :loveya:



:*

[Missy Vixen]

29. FG, it's not that I don't love you

I'm older. Things happen. The one possible chance has already been promised to...uh...maybe I'd better not post it here ;-). His DNA MUST be propagated. It MUST.

:blush:
Julie
edited because I don't want to get deleted ;-)

[ForrestGump]

30. I know who it is

It's that Viggo Mortensen character, isn't it? :eyes:

It always comes down to a choice between him and I and, frankly, I'm getting sick of the square-jawed Lothario. :grr:


:P


:hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

31. I don't want to get pregnant...

but could you possibly get me regnant? I always wanted to be....

[In_The_Wind]

33. You could try ...

But it'll never work.