I cannot get pregnant

[KitchenWitch]

Just thought you should know.

[Wapsie B]

1. I'm so sorry.

:hug:

I know another woman who'd give anything to have a baby.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Oh, I have had my two!

I have been clipped since then.

:)

[Wapsie B]

15. Well that's good.

I know you've talked about your kids before.

:)

Yeah, getting clipped can be a good thing if you know what you've got is enough.

[SeattleGirl]

2. Me either.

Nor would I want to at this stage of my life.

[KitchenWitch]

4. Yeah, I feel ya!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I'm done with it too!

I am more than happy to leave the baby-making to my younger daughter!

[KitchenWitch]

6. And I am not ready to leave the baby making to either of my kids!

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Well, I should hope not!

My kids aren't much younger than you are, silly!

Your two have some growing up to do still.....And that is as it should be...:hug:

[Nicole]

8. Me either!

Isn't it wonderful?

Here's to baby factories that have been shut down! :toast:

[KitchenWitch]

10. woohoo!

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Me neither!

:bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Silly - yours is an outie, not an innie!

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

12. yes...but he makes a good point...

:D

[MonkeyFunk]

13. thanks for noticing!

:bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

17. ...

:bounce::bounce:

[Robeson]

14. Nor can I....

...:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

16. You would have a lot of 'splainin' to do if you could!

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

18. ya know...

I helped deliver both of my daughters...no doubt in my mind who the tougher of the species is. :D

edit: for an ill-conceived smiley

[Wetzelbill]

19. now I have to search for someone else to give me regular sized kids

Curses!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

21. May your quest be short, yet satisfying

no pun intended :hi:

[Wetzelbill]

24. I have had a few tall ones picked out

but I am cursed by the short ones about my height. The draw me in. :) I may be destined to have short, and extremely bad, kids.

[enigmatic]

20. me either

Thank Bukowski for that!:D

[KitchenWitch]

22. Let's just say I would be very afraid if you could

Not that you were spawning, just that you were preggers!

:7

[SeattleGirl]

23. OMG!

:rofl:

[enigmatic]

28. I don't think my wife would understand

:D

[SeattleGirl]

29. I don't think I would either!

:7

[Wetzelbill]

25. same here

but ever since the leg injury and my fondness for making chocolate milkshakes, I'm starting to look like I am.

I am a miniature Abby, haha.

[REP]

26. Still, The Practicing Is Fun

I can't get pregnant, either. It could have something to do with the tubal ligation ... or maybe the endometrial ablation ... but something isn't working but we keep plugging away at it anyway!

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. Oh, that's a relief

Because I really am not ready to become a father, yet. Especially not to little OCers :P (I'm up in VC myself)

[billyskank]

30. But there's no harm in trying

:7

[bigwillq]

31. But we can always practice.

:evilgrin:








:P







:hide:

[Left Is Write]

32. I think that I probably could, but I'm not chancing it.

[guitar man]

33. do you need any help

testing that, you know, just to be sure you can't, cause, I'll gladly volunteer! :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Are you happy about it?

That's what's important. :toast:

[SPKrazy]

35. Well That's Good News

maybe :evilgrin:

or not... :rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

36. Can I join your club?

Will I get a toaster?

Or is this the club where you get a donut cushion? :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

41. A donut cushion and all the sitz baths you could ever want!

:P

[Whoa_Nelly]

48. I'm in! Where do I sign?

Or do I just show my Mona Lisa smile belly scar at the door?

Woo Hoo! I get to play with the Big Dawgs! :bounce: :woohoo: :bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

50. No need to sign in or show your stuff!

I would reka nize you a mile away!

:pals:

[Whoa_Nelly]

54. KW! My Pal!

:pals: :loveya:


Please sign my GalPal book ;)

[BarenakedLady]

37. Technically I could

Technically I could also jump off a cliff.

I'm not about to do either.

[Inchworm]

44. see?

I was good. I passed this opportunity up. I don't always flirt with you.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. My offer still stands.

:P

[av8rdave]

39. Nor can I...

Can't cause it either. Guess that makes me...inert, no ammo, harmless, sterile, unarmed...you pick the phrase!

[Callalily]

40. I really don't

want to get pregnant, but I wouldn't mind taking part in the procedure!

[no name no slogan]

42. Me neither, but I'm willing to learn

practice, practice, practice

[NMDemDist2]

43. me either

and not just cuz I'm pass the 'change'

I couldn't 20 years ago either


in case anybody cares......



:rofl:

[unsavedtrash]

45. me either

:woohoo:
Hysterectomy last December. Best thing I have ever done for myself. My body is so much healthier now.

[Dervill Crow]

46. I probably could if I wanted to.

It's one of the few things I've been successful at. Since both my daughters are preggers, though, it would be a bad idea. It's always embarrassing to have an aunt or uncle who is younger than oneself, and I would hate to do that to my grandchildren.

Mr. Blue is the snippee in my family. I still have all the parts I started with, including tonsils and adenoids :scared:

[Haole Girl]

47. Me either

Had surgery. They still won't tell me what I said when I first woke up out of anesthesia, either! The nurse said, "Let me just tell you it's something you probably always wanted to tell someone." Is that scary, or what?!

[In_The_Wind]

49. nor can I

[Robeson]

56. Hey Joan!....

...Haven't seen you in a while. Hope all is well! :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

59. Hi ya, Robeson.

I'm regrouping at the moment. I'll be heading back toward Fl sometime next month. I do believe I noticed a picture of you on DU ... showing off your beautiful long hair.

[Adsos Letter]

51. Still?

[pitohui]

52. well lucky you, some of us spend thousands to achieve that state EOM

,

[SarahB]

53. I get pregnant really easily.

Thank you to the scientific community for effective birth control! :bounce:

Best. Invention. Ever.

[hippywife]

55. Me, either, and

my hysterectomy was one of the best things that ever happened to me. Always been childless by choice, now I don't even have to give it a second's thought. :woohoo:

[GenDem]

57. Nor can I

:bounce:
Had a Hysterectomy (kept the Ovaries) 15 years ago. I don't regret it for a nano second. I had three children and loved being pregnant, but am glad those days are behind me.

Been reading about menopause and depression. Lots of links to one particular cause being the womans inability to no longer reproduce. If that's why I feel so fucked up it's on a subconscious level, cuz I certainly don't want to go back to babies. I just want the damn hot flashes to cease, and my sanity restored.

[uppityperson]

58. Me either, thank the goddess

[RetroLounge]

60. I'm pretty sure I can't either...

:shrug:

RL

[DS1]

61. Something tells me this tidbit will slip my mind in the next minute