Holy GAWD - Just noticed the Neighbor's back yard. She was SUNBATHING today!

[matcom]

there is a towel on the back deck and a bottle of baby oil next to it. my HOT 20 year old neighbor must have been sunbathing whilst I was at work. she isn't out there anymore.

oh holy HELL! i MISSED IT! :cry:

wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[mitchum]

1. Call in sick tomorrow

[BlondieK143]

8. I second that.

Suddenly you're not feeling so well, right? :)

[matcom]

9. BLONDIE!!

where you been love? :hug:

[BlondieK143]

10. waiting for you!

:hug: You know, crazy life got in the way. But it's good to see you! How are ya babe?

[matcom]

13. insane

but you knew that :D

[BlondieK143]

14. Yes sir!

That's a given! :) I have picture proof of it to be certain. lol

[AllegroRondo]

2. security cams are getting cheaper every day

and you can set them up to record on your PC.



just sayin'

[plcdude]

3. web cam

sounds like a good idea

[AllegroRondo]

4. and if you set it up right, you can watch from work

or let everyone else watch from work...

:)

[guitar man]

6. yeah yeah

and let us watch too!! :evilgrin:

[conscious evolution]

12. He can post it

on the video forum.

A reminder of what we are fighting for.:patriot:

[Left Is Write]

5. If she continues to sunbathe with baby oil...

she'll resemble a leather wallet soon enough, and you won't have to worry about her anymore.

[matcom]

7. please do NOT ruin my current visual!

:D

[marzipanni]

11. LOL, Left Is Write, that young woman is HOT alright...

...try FRIED!

[Hand]

15. Wait! Wait!

Don't give up yet! She may come back out to retrieve the towel and the baby oil--hopefully before changing! STAY ALERT, MATCOM!!!!!

Yeah, I'm a dirty old man, too. :hi: :evilgrin:

[Mrs.Matcom]

16. AHEM!

where is my web camera mister?? It seems to be missing off my laptop! :grr:

[matcom]

22. don't look now...

your birding binoculars are "missing" too :hide:

[Yavin4]

17. What is this? Penthouse Forum?

Ahh, anyone else remember the days of porn before the internet? Anyone remember reading those ridiculous Penthouse forum letters?

[Left Is Write]

18. You mean like the pizza delivery boy who happened upon...

a wealthy but insatiable older woman in the Jacuzzi with her friends, all of whom were dying to teach the young pup a few new tricks?

Um, no.

I never read anything like that.

[SPKrazy]

19. ha ha ha!

:yoiks:

me either :evilgrin:

[Bombero1956]

20. she should use Crisco

because when you start to sizzle you move your ass.

[Bjornsdotter]

21. Lol

....our former neighbors (female) used to sunbathe topless, they were in their early 20's. Every Sunday morning, like clockwork.

Then they moved.....I thought Mr Bjornsdotter was going to cry.


It will be okay, she'll be out again.

Better luck next time.