Southpawkicker dumped me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

See here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6580127



And I thought our farm living, hog raising, internet love was going to last! Oh, what a fool I was. :cry:

[fizzgig]

1. there, there sweetie

some things are just never meant to be :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. But it hurts.. so much.

:cry:

[fizzgig]

3. i know sweetie

it's okay to be sad right now

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. And what about the hogs?

Won't someone, please, think of the hogs! :cry:

[NMDemDist2]

5. I just wanna know who get's custody??

just in case I have to fix up a guest room.......

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Who knows, he's probably shipping them off to some BBQ!

:cry:

[NMDemDist2]

80. the BASTARD!!!!

how could he??

that's it, I'm dumping him, you can have him back!

[SPKrazy]

59. They are being given away!

ya want one?

I can't keep them

not without rev, it's too painful for me :cry:

[NMDemDist2]

83. you're deserting them??

you fiend!!

:spank:

[Deja Q]

7. Want me to pick you up?

:)


Sorry to hear he did that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. You don't mind being my rebound guy?

;)


:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

9. Aww you poor thing...

...:hug: :rofl:
























SPK likes me better!!! :hide:

17 to go...

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Whaaaaaaaaaa?

You bitch, you stole my man. :rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

22. That's right...

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Yowzaa

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

31. Yep...

......that's me, searching the internets for cool smilies. :eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. How many now?

15? :bounce:

[TOhioLiberal]

67. this makes 11...

...Christ on a pony. I'm so Sloooooooooooooooooooooow. x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. I'm not sure why.. but when I first glanced at that I read it as..

"Christ on a poop."





:rofl:+

[TOhioLiberal]

75. Whaaaaat?

poop looks nothing like pony! :wtf::eyes::rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

77. I don't know WHY

But I did!

[TOhioLiberal]

81. guess what I found...

on one of my many smilie searches...
look familiar?

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. It's Prozacimon's baby brother!

Awww! :D

[Danger Mouse]

10. It's because you're a drunk.

Now, about that threesome...

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. But I'm sober!

Damn it! x(

[Danger Mouse]

14. Okay. That's good. That's fine.

Now. Ahem.
You...kagehime...me...?
:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. You're bad.

:spank:


:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

17. I may not be good, but I am good AT it.

:spank: to you too. :P
So on a 1 to 10 scale, how shameless is my flirting with you? :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. That is true

Well in comparison to you and kagehime? About a 2.. in comparison to others? perfect 10! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

25. Yay! I'm perfect!

I think the only reason Sara tolerates my shameless flirting with you (and BNL!) is that I'm that much more shameless with her. :D
Or maybe she's going to kill me. Any day now...

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Wait for it... wait for it...

BAM!



Aww... I shall miss thee. :patriot: :cry:

[Danger Mouse]

35. When I go, Rev_Acts, you can have my exclusive Kagehime leg pics.

I'll leave them to you in my will :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. It will be a sad, sad day.

I shall wear black for a week. :(

[Danger Mouse]

45. If kagehime doesn't kill me, Pri is going to poison me to get her hands on Sara.

I'm kind of screwn either way. Who will save me? :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. I'd save you, but I'm ascared!

:scared:

[Danger Mouse]

49. Gee, thanks for nothing!

Maybe if you had some 'liquid courage' you'd be willing to back me up? :P
...or maybe...maybe you're in on it... :yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Yes! Liquid courage!!!

In on what dear? Here, would you like some tea? We could go sit by the window......

[Danger Mouse]

55. Great smiley. =)

Oh some tea would be lovely. I'll sit right under this large safe that is for some reason suspended precariously by a thin rope. You can bring over the tray of extra sharp knives over for me to examine them. Mind that you don't trip on the carpet and 'accidentally' plunge one of the knives into my brain!
Hey, wait a minute...
:grr:

[fizzgig]

85. don't spank him

it only encourages him :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. D'oh!

I really should know better, it encourages most of them. :o

[fizzgig]

87. silly boys

and girls, too :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

88. Just a bunch of spank loving pervs.

:silly:

[Inchworm]

13. have you tried flowering?

your entire body? I hear farm folks dig that.

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. No, I can't say I have

How does one go about that? :P

[Inchworm]

43. you callin me..

farm folk?

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. Well, you were the one to bring it up..

:tinfoilhat:

[Inchworm]

66. loose thought :)

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

18. That BASTID!

I'm so sorry sweetie...

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. *sniffle*

Thanks. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

37. Time

Time heals all wounds, my dear.

:pals:

[Danger Mouse]

28. hey, speaking of someone else that i hit on...

:D

[BarenakedLady]

33. Who?

Where?

What?

[Danger Mouse]

38. I like that smiley.

A lot.
:blush:
;)

[BarenakedLady]

61. Hmmmm

[Danger Mouse]

63. Perv! ...and kind of cheeky.

Am i the whipper or the whippee?
:D

[RetroLounge]

20. He's apparently NOT a leg man?

:rofl:

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. I don't know what he is...

but won't you comfort me? ;)

[RetroLounge]

27. oh, of course i will...

:9

How's that?

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Much

:*

[graywarrior]

26. *ahem*

How long has this being going on? Hmmmmmmm?

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Since a couple days ago.

I think?


I don't know. :shrug:

[graywarrior]

42. Does Toby know?

And now our hitched license is questionable.

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Dude, I'd dump anyone for Toby.

No questions. Even you. :P :rofl:


And at what point in our relationship did we say we were exclusive? :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

60. Exactly MY POINT!

with the lounge ladies

but no

you dumped me

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. Do you think maybe our fake relationship was doomed from the start?

:o

[SPKrazy]

68. No, I think it was

doomed even before that ;)

:rofl:


but I still :loveya:

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

Such a tragedy.

RIP fake internet relationship.



I :loveya: too! :D

[SPKrazy]

74. awwww

:hug:

;)

it was fun while it er, lasted :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

78. Maybe we could do it again sometime.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

79. was it good for you too?

:D

we just will set our expectations lower

no more forever

just a quick week here, a weekend there

:D

[mzteris]

29. but - he told me you dumped him!

Something smells, and it ain't the hogs, baby!

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. He's run off with Fifi AND Lulu!!

That... pig? :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

58. No, I'm here at the FARM!

YOU ran off!

get the story right!

;)

come back please..

[mzteris]

Ah HA!

I knew we should never have trusted him!


Why don't you come on over and we can - er - cry on each other's shoulders. :cry: :cry:

There, there, hon - it'll be okay.

We'll get Fifi and Lulu back.

[SPKrazy]

70. No mzteris

fifi and lulu are here at the farm

it's rev that has run off.

i am the one who needs er, consoling :cry:

can you help me (big puppy dog eyes) :hug:

:shrug:

:cry:

[mzteris]

84. awwwwww you poor baby

why's that girl so MEAN to you!?!

You know I can't resist those puppy dog eyes.

[SPKrazy]

89. awwwwwwwwww!

(puppy dog eyes still)


she is mean to me

i need some, comforting :cry:


;)

[mzteris]

90. hmmm - how about some

Southern Comfort -

to go with your


southern comfort.

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

91. well...

I'll have one of....former and the latter

:hi:

:hug:

thanks!

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

71. it's rev

she hasn't showered I don't think ....

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

39. You don't need that jerk in your life!

There there sweetie :hug: his loss.:hug:.I mean really :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. Awww thanks,

:hug:



Is that your hand on my butt? :o

[Guava Jelly]

51. Maybe

:hide:
Is that your hand smacking me upside the head? :hide: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

41. Uhm, truthteller, tell the truth!

Yes, Rev, YOU DUMPED ME!

I think it must have been that Billyskank or something.

If you think there's still a chance for us, then we can talk.

PM me if you wanna talk ;)

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Yeah, but you were already cheating with some lounge lady.

I know it. Don't try to get out of this mister! :P

[SPKrazy]

52. Cheating? Hmmm let's see now...

:9

not me, with a lounge lady :think:

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. You were cheating on me with a SPICE GIRL!?

:o

[SPKrazy]

57. :shrug:

she's a lounge lady apparently :D

:rofl:

but of course I wasn't cheating dear

I was, just you know, talking to her...

oh and there was this other...



well, what can i say about her?

but I always lurved you revvie.

:yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Gah!

I don't even know what's real anymore! :crazy:

[SPKrazy]

65. just you and me rev

we're all that's real ;)

*sigh*

will you be home tonight?

I'll keep your side of the bed empty if you will.

:evilgrin:

otherwise?

well, like you said, "who said we were exclusive"

[RevolutionaryActs]

72. bwhahahahahaa!

SEE! SEE! Exactly my point! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

73. Hmmm,

it was working before? :shrug:

oh well

where is that lounge lady

:think:

[TOhioLiberal]

76. LOL...

:rofl: