"pitchfork spherule counterproposal" - Let's collect insane titles of spam emails.

[WilliamPitt]

"pitchfork spherule counterproposal" was the title of an email I just got from some lender pitching lower interest rates. I sort of want to write them a thank-you note, because that email title was almost like a Zen koan...it kinda stopped my mind for a second.

Do you all get these fucking deranged gibberesh emails, too? If so, post the subject titles here. I love this shit. :)

[madinmaryland]

1. I got an email from Betty Skinner (??)

HXPN IS MAKING GREAT PROGRESS!
GET ON THIS TRAIN NOW!
WATCH IT ON MONDAY MAY 14TH!

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Company: Harris Exploration Inc
Symbol: HXPN
Price: 0.50
5-day Target: $3
Rating: Strong Buy

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* Harris Exploration Inc. Announces Advanced Zone Discovery

HXPN COULD INFLATE YOUR PORTFOLIO GREATLY!
THIS ONE HAS AMAZING POTENTIAL!
ADD IT TO YOUR RADAR ON MONDAY MAY 14!

________________________________________
offered his daughter to Philip as the wife of one of his sons named Caesar, whose legions trampled the conquered world from Canopus to the and insurmountable force. To guard his creatures against the deplorable It was in these ages, before other nations had intruded upon its
not only a striking illustration of his character, but a very faithful was practiced by them without shame. The Ptolemies followed their by mankind for the greatness of his exploits and the splendor of his few hundred feet above the surface of the Mediterranean; whereas in New
were the examples set before her in her early life; since the privileges such marriages, the great Author of Nature has implanted in every mind was practiced by them without shame. The Ptolemies followed their

:huh:

[darkstar]

2. Wow. Don't have one for you,

but that just may have to be the name of my next prog rock project. So random. (It also sound's like one of the impromptu names from that Dead collection of space jams, Infrared Roses.)

[SOteric]

3. There it is three good to take the required.

Followed by some text offering me drugs to get a fuller, thicker penis.

[VelmaD]

6. I just got this one...

Pr0duce S_tronger, Rock Hard Er3ctions.

I don't know about you...but I really need a "fuller, thicker penis" with "S_tronger, Rock Hard Er3ctions". *snort*

[WilliamPitt]

8. If I bought every penis-enlargement drug I get emails for...

...I could have sex with women in California while standing in a Kansas cornfield.

[VelmaD]

12. You mean you can't already...

*disappointed sigh*

Do you need me to spot you a few bucks? ;)

on edit: as much as I'm just DYING to see if you reply...I gotta go to bed. This has been too much fun tonight. But some of us have to stimulate the economy in the morning. *nighty night smooches*

[VelmaD]

4. dangit I just clenaed out my spam this afternoon...

all I've got is "Be like Ron Jeremy hiddr"

[uppityperson]

5. DEAR ONE

yup, as if.

[WilliamPitt]

7. New arrival: "knell cryostat feudal"

Sweet.

[Left Is Write]

9. kweawewfzei

I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, but it's a spam email subject line.

[SeattleGirl]

10. "slovno zapodozril"

:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

11. New arrival: "snuffle"

Might be my favorite.

[petronius]

13. My favorite spam title was "porno hoax" - seemed self-defeating in a lot of ways

Sadly, I didn't open it...

[Norrin Radd]

14. I have a friend who keeps a blog where he posts

spam email detritus:

the-Spam-that-dare-not-speak-its-name

http://seltzerwater464.blogspot.com/

[WilliamPitt]

15. New one: "sort and bolshevik"

Hoo.

[Capn Sunshine]

16. Dogtrap agnostic winsom

I immediately thought of you, Will

[SeattleGirl]

17. New Password root some north wane

:crazy:

[PVnRT]

18. richardson view august incident further games

n/t

[PVnRT]

19. fact massive holyfield edge five

n/t

[PVnRT]

20. air place soon

Fuck it, everything else is just porn.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

21. Re: unknown ebook on g-spot.

[WilliamPitt]

22. "marlboro more mezzanine"

[WilliamPitt]

23. Holy crud

Faaborg mocks up a warning notice, then someone else offers up another option titled "Scarier error page.

Help?

[AggieGal]

24. Diabeltles Mledicines

[SeattleGirl]

25. Hey Will! Got a couple more for you:

"Constrains shape and draws marquee from center."

"rhetorical come." :rofl:

[TrogL]

26. I've been getting a lot of stuff in Russian