Nominate A DUer For President:

[Dinger]

I don't think I can nominate one. Not even sure where to start.

[wildhorses]

1. calpeg for president

:patriot:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Somehow I knew that you'd be here!

Thanks, sweetie!

I love ya......

[wildhorses]

40. that is MOST excellent

:blush:

did you make that?

you know i am grabbing that!!!!

:rofl:

:yourock:

:bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

43. I DID make it!

Of course you can grab it, sweetie!

:loveya:

[Left Is Write]

2. Starbucks_Anarchist.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Thanks!

I've never been nominated before! :rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

3. Robb: Dingbat for America '08

Catchy. :)

[leftofthedial]

5. I nominate me

I need a job

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. The last time we did this, my post was deleted

Might as well go 2-for-2. :evilgrin:







It's from "Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life'," ya bastids. :eyes:

[Mz Pip]

7. You've got my vote

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

9. Ripped a laugh!

and a spray!

:spray:


stop me !!

:rofl:

Edit: that was 700 so the deletion is safe :D

[KitchenWitch]

14. Just don't stampede ON my...

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Even if I take off my golf shoes?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

19. oh excruciating pain!

x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. !!!

:spray:

[fizzgig]

27. bwahaha!

but i don't know that that's a platform i can get behind :P

[VelmaD]

8. I just realized something...

this is the first election where I would actually be old enough to meet the Consitutional age requirement to be President. I can't figure out if that makes me sad or not.

[Left Is Write]

12. I was old enough last time (38).

My mom had a "weirded out" moment when Clinton was elected in 1992. He was the first president who was born after she was.

[derby378]

10. derby378 for '08 - Hey, why not?

My first three orders of business will be (1) redeploy our troops out of Iraq, (2) arrest and haul into court any soldier, private contractor, and/or CIA agent involved in torture, and (3) give Stephen Colbert a big-ass NEA grant.

[Omphaloskepsis]

11. Monkeyfunk (sp??)

I have noticed some of his post in GD and he seems to be spot on.

[MonkeyFunk]

21. I'm honored

but I have a sordid past. I'd be better in a "behind-the-throne", Rasputin-like capacity.

[RiffRandell]

78. I second that. n/t

[Ptah]

13. I nominate Whoa_Nelly

She's thoughtful; and a stand-up woman!

[Ptah]

16. P. S. Her cabinet would kick ass!

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. Shine for Veep!

And CaliforniaPeggy for Attorney General! :patriot:

[Whoa_Nelly]

31. I would be The Peace President

And I wouldn't feel the need to explain what that means :rofl:

Oh!

And the Internet, like sunflowers, would remain FREE!!!!

Thanks for the nom, Ptah!

[Inchworm]

15. Barenakedlady for prez!

on principle alone.

she...

- is loved by the masses
- rides a horse
- saves other critters
- has beautiful eyes
- is nekkid
- most importantly, I think she can learn "the wave"

*the band plays*


She'll never speak to me again after I push her into the Presidency. But we are due!

Band together brothers and sisters! Lets take the party to new highs! How do we get by now? In harmony? No! In peace? I think not!.. We need Barenakedlady to show us the music! To show us victory! The status quo no longer is desired in the hearts of America!

hmm.. ran out of gas.. I went to Quid pro Quo for some reason and started thinking of a bare naked America..

oops...

nothing to see here...

:hide:

[Deja Q]

56. Only if I could be veep...

I'd love to be under Barenakedlady! :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

67. Doh!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Well, you had to know that was coming!

lol

[Inchworm]

70. How are you at getting funds?

I think thats the key to getting the Naked message out!

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

66. Barenaked America

I like that! Verra catchy...

:)

[Inchworm]

69. Good slogan!

Barenaked America '08!

We need it on a t-shirt... err, you need it on your t-shirt!

:D

[NMDemDist2]

20. the only possible candidate and First Lady

the Magistrate and SheWhoMustBeObeyed!

they'd be a shoo in

:rofl:

[hyphenate]

22. Naw....I wouldn't want to be president

My ambition is far greater than that. I intend to be the "Ruler of the World" instead. It's a more effective way to consolidate all the good things and the bad things in the world, and try to establish some equality along the way.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

23. I nominate........

ME!!!!!!

After all, I have name recognition.

[Writer]

24. Can I be the President's intern?

If it's a male president? Power is an aphrodisiac. :P

[UrbScotty]

29. Anyone can intern for President ih8thegop!

Be warned, though: I make Tommy Thompson look attractive!

[Writer]

30. Mick Jagger got laid, didn't he? n/t

[Jed Dilligan]

25. underpants

Just because I want to hear on the radio: "President Underpants announced today..."

[underpants]

93. Makes check out to.....

:bounce:

YES!!!!

[UrbScotty]

28. My dear CaliforniaPeggy for President!

Problem is, she's so nice, I don't know if she has a chance!

But she's got my vote!

[gatorboy]

33. I nominate myself and plan to run my campaign around the fear angle.

"The low count posters...They're FREEPERS I tell ya! And they're out to get ya. GET YA!!! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"

[Norrin Radd]

34. Swampy.

I'd like to see the Oval Office painted in day-glo colors with mind-bending collage art on the walls.

[KamaAina]

51. I'd settle for a tour of the Southern White House

with enough Abita Restoration Ale to float the all-new "Peace Navy"!

[Norrin Radd]

81. That's a great idea!

The official house of the President shouldn't have to always be in the same place.

[Evoman]

35. I nominate *insert popular DUers name with no qualifications here*

I pick my DU presidents by asking myself, "Which DUer would I like to have a beer with?"

:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

36. buddhamama

But I would nominate her for queen of the planet.
Just think
Everyone living together in a perfect buddhatopia.
Imagine :)

[BlueIris]

37. Since Redstone keeps declining, I'm gonna have to go with OhioBlues.

:-)

[Redstone]

86. Thank you, m'dear, for keeping me as your first choice. But I still won't do it. Unless, of course,

you'll volunteer to be my VP. How would THAT be for a ticket to wake everyone up?

Redstone

[Jamastiene]

38. Flvegan for President.

America is the last remaining super power. After 8 years of Bush destroying our reputation by bullying anyone and everyone inside and outside America, we need a leader who is strong yet gentle to reverse Bush's negative effects. Flvegan would be perfect for the job. If flvegan became president, America could retake the reputation of a superpower that protects the downtrodden and stands up to the bullies of the world; which is the way it should be.

[flvegan]

47. Wow

That was very nice, thank you.

As president, after getting out of Iraq, one of my first orders of business would be to start having gay weddings not only legalized, but nationally accepted, AND inviting any GLBT couples to feel free and have their ceremonies on the White House lawn. Hell, I'm turning the Lincoln bedroom into their honeymoon suite, dammit.

[Jamastiene]

52. Rah Rah Rah!!!

:woohoo:

I can't wait until the inaugural ball. That will be some party, I'm sure.

[LeftyMom]

84. Do we really need another president who wears cartoon underpants?

:shrug:

[Redstone]

87. I'll third that.

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

39. I'd nominate myself, but I have WAY too many skeletons in my closet.

Plus, I'm not a multi-millionaire.

These days, you have to be the virgin Mary or Jesus his-own-self to past muster, it seems.

Oy!!!!

[Wetzelbill]

61. some people have skeletons, others like myself

have graveyards. It all works out in the end. Kind of. :evilgrin:

Hey, Karl Rove took a turd and sold it as a fudgesicle, so I'm thinking just about anything can happen in an election nowadays.

[NewJeffCT]

41. Lionesspriyanka - so we can have a totally hot first couple

and, all those old men/world leaders would be lining up to negotiate with us...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

46. aww thanks!!

rockit would make a great first lady!

[Wetzelbill]

59. It's like we think the same thoughts

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

91. sockpuppet!

:P

[Wetzelbill]

95. I am Jeff's crony

I don't even try to hide it. :)

[datasuspect]

42. i should be president

my platform

-i'd make it a federal law that golf courses become permanent homeless protection areas.

-institute a national bicycle transportation infrastructure program that would allow you to use your bike coast to coast.

-close federal interstate highways to passenger car use. the only vehicles allowed would be trucks. i'd shut off 50% of the lanes on all existing alignments and convert those to high speed rail trackage for freight and passenger transport.

-cut all federal subsidies to the airline industry.

-cut all corporate welfare.

-tinker with federal farm programs to shut off welfare for corporate farmers like ADM, funnel that money to subsidize organic and small farms

-make spanish the official colanguage of the united states and and have an open door policy to all first nationals and any persons who live on this continent.

-institute "dress like a clown" fridays for all federal employees including members of congress.

-mandate that all persons who derive exhorbitant wealth from the exploitation of workers give one week of community service per month while living among the poorest. some sample duties would include: cleaning toilets at the salvation army, feeding the homeless, caring for the sick, and otherwise helping the downtrodden.

-take all troops out iraq, redirect those funds directly into entitlement programs, child welfare programs, unemployment insurance, education, healthcare, and infrastructure improvements.

-make white collar crimes capital offenses.

-institute urban land repatriation programs whereby subsidized housing is put in the most expensive residential real estate markets in urban centers on a 2:1 basis. 2 units of market housing has to show 1 unit of federally subsidized housing for economically disadvantaged people.

-legalize marijuana

[bicentennial_baby]

44. I'm voting for you!

:applause:

[NMDemDist2]

45. The Magistrate and as a bonus we get SheWhoMustBeObeyed as First Lady

w00t!!

:bounce:

[DS1]

48. Certain Other Poster

Only someone immune to popularity contests can truly handle the stresses of being POTUS

:P

[SoxFan]

49. Wyldwolf for President

I've been giving him crap over his support for Hillary, so here are some well deserved warm and fuzzies for a good Democrat!

[BlueIris]

50. Kick.

[Writer]

53. Actually I think I'd make a very good president.

I have skeletons in my closet.
I am very tough when confronted.
I know how to pick my battles.
I'm an obsessive thinker.
I like Dr. Who.

And...

I would rename it all as The United States of Lovin'! :9 (meow!) :9

But if not, then I'll settle for the whole intern thing.

[Guava Jelly]

54. You have my vote

:)

[Writer]

55. You can be my First Man.

Or, in the US of L, my First Lovebuddy. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

57. YES!!!!

:woohoo: Thank you Madam President :D

[Danger Mouse]

58. I don't want to be president, but I'll be a dark and ominous member of the 'shadow government.'

I want to be the guy who 'takes out' the enemies of the administration. Anyone interested in a button man?

[fizzgig]

65. i'd love to have an evil bastard like you

in my service

[Danger Mouse]

75. but i'm already in your service

;)

[fizzgig]

76. then go forth and do my bidding

;)

[Danger Mouse]

79. when you get home, darling

;)

[Wetzelbill]

60. I'm already running and Kurovski is my VP choice....

It is well documented that I believe I can break Bush's vacation record, and JFK and Bill Clinton's womanizing records before my first term even ends. :)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

62. srulifsonmiles

And he's already impeached.

[underpants]

94. :-)

:bounce::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

63. The only true candidate

Southpawkicker

Nicole will be my Vice President

We will need a cabinet made up of lounge members so kiss up, and we might choose you!


All the way with SPK!
and Nicole!

:D

:woohoo:

[fizzgig]

64. oh, i see how it is

i'm not good enough to be your vp

:P

[SPKrazy]

72. Hey, Veep Is Not The Job For You

you I have tapped to be my Press Secretary

:D

[fizzgig]

77. are you sure that's a good idea?

:D

[SPKrazy]

82. i know it is because i love allison janney and you will become her

:silly:


yes you will be my press secretary

"sir, do you have a question"

"yes, does President SPK have a plan for anything?"

"Shut the fuck up! I will have you strung up from the yardarm, and then you will piss up a rope"

See, you got it!

:woohoo:

[fizzgig]

85. she was exactly who i was imagining

and, if you ask nicely, i'll even do the jackal ;)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TTFhd1QxkaQ

[SPKrazy]

96. Start Working On Some Explanations

like:

we can say i was "self medicating" when i took all those drugs and drank so much

we can say i was mistakenly thinking i was drinking from a vase when i drank bong water

we can pay off anyone we need to as far as showing up somewhere I, er wasn't supposed to be.

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

68. Didn't you hear?

The whole Lounge is just full of kiss-ups.

[SPKrazy]

71. I did

how about Secretary of Health And Human Services LIW the workout queen and champion Jetson's mom, and all around fun person!

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

73. I don't know.

I'm insane and a bit of a moran, so I may not qualify.

[SPKrazy]

74. Those are the qualities I look for in DHHS Secretary

:rofl:

:yourock:

[realisticphish]

80. matcom

It'd be one hell of a ride...

[BikeWriter]

88. Oh, phuck!

:waaa:

[doc03]

83. Doc03 for president, I am for sale to the highest bider. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

89. I'd nominate myself, except that I have too many skeletons in the closet,

not to mention the fact that I'm poor as dirt right now.

[krispos42]

90. Mythsaje for Prez!

He used to do those wonderful rants...

[Heidi]

92. Droopy.

He's a man of the people. :thumbsup: