It took me two hours to assemble Avril Lavigne's cheap girlfriend

leftofthedial

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Tue Jun-05-07 11:03 PM
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It took me two hours to assemble Avril Lavigne's cheap girlfriend

and charcoal her

cheap!

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mitchum

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Tue Jun-05-07 11:07 PM
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1. It only took me two minutes to assemble my cheap girlfriend...

since I quit smoking, I have a lot more lung power

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leftofthedial

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Tue Jun-05-07 11:15 PM
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2. LOL

when she reaches her climax, does she fly around the room making farting noises like mine does?

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mitchum

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Tue Jun-05-07 11:20 PM
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3. Indeed...

and she never makes a comment about those other two minutes

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