I love my state Delaware and if you have a problem you can kiss my ass!!!

[LynneSin]

You know why we have tolls - so the out-of-states can provide our state money so us Delawareans can enjoy TAX-FREE SHOPPING :woohoo:

And if you guys were nicer to me I'd tell you about the back roads that avoid the tolls - but no - you can all kiss my ass instead

:cry:

[DS1]

1. Perhaps you want I post a picture of your ass so people know what they're kissin

[LynneSin]

2. Been there done that next topic

:scared:

It wasn't a pretty ass picture to kiss but at least there was plenty to share

[matcom]

5. ...

[LynneSin]

7. Why am I not shocked that this was going to pop up again

:eyes:

You're reliable like clockwork

[matcom]

10. I'm a packrat. I never throw anything out

I need a visit from TLC's 'Clean Sweep' :rofl:

[LynneSin]

11. I need them to help me pack up all this crap I collected over 6 years

It seems I save everything which is probably why I dread house shopping

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Delaware is a haven for credit card companies.

can't be all good.

:P

[LynneSin]

4. That's my job you're talking about

:D

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Really?

:evilgrin:

Say. . . you wouldn't mind just deleting some charges, right?

[LynneSin]

12. wrong person to ask

I know somewhere out there is that information but I don't have the skills and/or the access to find it

[PVnRT]

13. OMG U R TEH EVIL

n/t

[northzax]

6. but wouldn't that involve...

having to go to Delaware?

[LynneSin]

8. Hey, we have Steve Miller Band doing a concert in Wilmington on Saturday

We're hitting the big times!

[kwassa]

14. Isn't Delaware is that speed bump on the way to New York?

you blink a few times, and you've missed it!

That's the real reason the tolls are there; to prove that they exist.

[LostinVA]

15. You already told me, and I'm mean to Delaware

I thought you were from PA???

[SoxFan]

16. Delaware is a state?

Wow, who knew?

I guess if Monaco, Malta and Kiribati can be countries...

:evilgrin:

(Hey, I'm from New Hampshire. We're the other exurb-posing-as-a-state, so I can dish it out!)

[Critters2]

17. What is this Delaware of which you speak? nt

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Aw, poor, poor Delaware.

I can't even find it on the map, it's so small. :rofl:

[Joe Fields]

19. Dalaware...we hardly knew ye...

[LanternWaste]

20. I spent a week in Delaware one afternoon...

I spent a week in Delaware one afternoon...

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

[Sequoia]

21. Oh yeah? I'll just get a map and find my own back roads.

I avoid main roads as much as possible. I call them the "city route" and the "country route". So tell us something good about your state because I've never been there.

[LynneSin]

23. We have lovely beaches and we pay no sales tax

:D

[JoePhilly]

27. Maybe there's a reason the main roads pass right through DE ...

Just kidding ... I used to date a girl from Delaware.

I think she works for Dupont now.

[KamaAina]

22. Is Delaware back open yet?

http://www.negotiatormagazine.com/article56_4.html

The Candid Camera people did a stunt to prove that a number of years ago -- you may remember seeing it on television. They posted a sign on a road next to a golf course in Delaware that said, "Delaware Closed." Allen Fount (sic) stood by the sign in a rented trooper's uniform. He wasn't allowed to speak to the people as they came up, only point up at the sign.

What happened amazed me. People were coming to a screeching halt and saying things like, "How long is it going to be closed for? My wife and kids are inside."

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

24. I'm guessing...

...5th row down, #2 from the left.

:D

[MistressOverdone]

25. Go Hens!

I love Delaware..spent the best years of my life there. Something cool about a state with three counties.

[datasuspect]

26. i have no problem with delaware and i adore ass

[Kutjara]

28. To paraphrase W. C. Fields...

...the longest two weeks of my life was the weekend I spent in Newark. :hide:

on edit: and I just noticed someone else made a very similar observation ten posts up. Serves me right for not reading.

Actually, I spent longer than a weekend in Newark. I spent my eighth grade year at Wilmer E. Schue Middle School. Living hell, it was.

[Burma Jones]

29. Jeez, I don't mind the tolls, but do they have to be both north and south bound?

I mean they got the bridge right

Delaware has better beaches than MD or VA......

Whosoever has a problem with Delaware needs bigger fish to fry.

[JoePhilly]

30. Bigger fish, I get it ... hahahaha.

[formerrepuke]

31. There's never even been ONE decent massacre in Delaware....

Texas, Michigan, California, Virginia, check..the list goes on and on.. but Delaware? C'mon.

[LSK]

32. haha, you got Joe Biden

:P

[edbermac]

33. I'll be happy to visit Delaware, as soon as they pave the road.

And get some electricity.

[rug]

34. If it weren't for Rhode Island you'd be a municipality.

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