Post your savage advice here...

[LynneSin]

I think all of us have a little bit of savage in us

[mikeytherat]

1. "Do unto others, then run."

mikey_the_rat

[datasuspect]

2. get all chummy with them for a few weeks

make them think nothing is wrong

[LynneSin]

3. Wouldn't that be better salvage advice

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

5. i deleted the rest

it was too much even for me

[underpants]

4. Savage is an idiot

ignore him at your earliest convenience

[SteppingRazor]

6. To quote Brick Top:

"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


That's gotta be the most savage advice I've heard.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Santorum defined:

No, I am not posting it. Read Dan Savage's Wiki bio if you don't know what it means.

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Savage Steve Holland movies are funny.

:hi: At least they are to me. Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer are two of my all-time faves. :P (Probably because I have a huge 25-year-long crush on John Cusack.)

[catmandu57]

9. When you scalp someone

it's easier if you hold the knife in you right hand and cut fromn left to right using the left hand to lift the scalp.

[LynneSin]

10. You know when cooking humans it's best to simmer them longer at a low temperature

than to boil them at a really really high temperature. Cooking too quickly will dry out the human and make the meat tough to chew