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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:18 PM
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Owie! Owie! I fell off the refrigerator.
:banghead: I stepped on the top of the door where it opens, and it opened, and I slid right off the edge.

Some minutes earlier, I knocked down a shelf and my food processor and crock pot almost hit me.

I should not be in the kitchen anymore, I think.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:19 PM
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1. Be careful!
:hug: My sister nearly killed herself trying to clean the top of the fridge once. :pals: I don't want to see that happen to you! :)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:21 PM
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3. I was ripping down wallpaper.
I didn't want to move the fridge to get to the spot above it, so I climbed on top of it.
My husband is not going to be happy when he gets home. I was supposed to leave the kitchen alone.

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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:20 PM
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2. Can't you guys do it in bed
like normal people?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:22 PM
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4. That's Tuesday.
Tomorrow is patio table or grill day.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:24 PM
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5. This begs the question... Why were you on top of the refrigerator?
Have you tied a beach towel around your neck again, in an attempt to see if it will help you fly like Superman?

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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:24 PM
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6. Seconded.
:D
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:27 PM
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7. I can't picture what you were doing?
you stepped on the top of the refrigerator door? Is this one of those small, dorm-room like fridges?

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:34 PM
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10. I was kneeling on top of the fridge stripping wallpaper,
and I scootched back, tried to get footing on the corner of the fridge, (but it was the edge of the freezer door) and the door swung open, and I slipped off.

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:27 PM
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8. You need to find a beach and a towel QUICK!
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:32 PM
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9. I have been WAITING for it to get warm here
because I want to lie out in my yard and get some non-bottle color on me (except my face- I'm not tanning my face.)
It is CRAPPY outside. Constantly.
I started scraping paint off my garage door this morning because it looked nice outside, and within five minutes it started raining.


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gizmonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:41 PM
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11. I knew one day that appliances would rebel and attack!1!!
They're just waiting, biding their time...then without warning *BAM*! :nuke: they get ya! :bounce: :wow:

you poor kid! Here's a :hug: and a :* for your boo-boos! :)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:44 PM
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12. Can I hang out at your house for a day?
I love slapstick. :D

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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-06-07 02:50 PM
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13. Are you a cat?
Only cats go on the top of refrigerators. Did you not land on your paws?
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