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slj0101 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:22 PM Original message |
I need a good excuse to murder a panda...which should I use? |
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Zuiderelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
1. Because it eats too much bamboo. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Magic Rat's home has been invaded by Bamboo - drop the panda off there |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
2. if it bleeds, you can kill it |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
4. "I was hungry." |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
5. It knows too much. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
6. "The Panda knows why." |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
7. They're going extinct anyway. |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
8. Need a new rug? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
9. "He needed killin'." |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:59 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. "mister, i studied on killin it" |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
11. This is kind of mean! I am pretty sure that isn't at all what that |
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slj0101 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:43 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. You're sarcasm detector's broken, isn't it? |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:42 PM Response to Reply #13 |
29. Oh!! Sorry! |
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RedStateShame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
12. You're Tyler Durden |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
14. The one on the left is doing cocaine. |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:40 PM Response to Reply #14 |
27. They're practicing the fife |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
15. It was dark, I was drunk and it was delicious |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
16. To Quote Major General James Mattis: |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:18 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. well then...um...how can we help you? n/t |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. Black or white, pick a color and Stick with it! nt |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:21 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Works for Zebras too. nt |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
20. "The Panda asked for it" |
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formerrepuke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
21. Anything on the verge of extinction that refuses to eat properly or fornicate enough |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
22. They're Chinese... |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
23. Just plant a knife on him, and claim it was self defense. |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:37 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. you have to make sure, first |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:46 PM Response to Reply #25 |
30. I didn't think I even needed to mention that. Goes without saying. nm |
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Esra Star (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
24. "I thought he was going for a gun, how could I possibly know it |
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Esra Star (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
26. "In the satellite photos they looked like WMD." |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
28. Pandas suck. |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
31. You have a terrible disease and only the fresh meat of a panda |
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