Ask MrScorpio

[MrScorpio]

I'm here to help you.... Until the library kicks me off of their computer

Questions... HO!

[taterguy]

1. Why do so many people here want to bury me?

[MrScorpio]

2. A sudden epidemic of Nikita Krutschev Simplex II

It flares up now and again

[SeattleGirl]

3. Why is life like a box of chocolates?

:P

[MrScorpio]

5. Because is all creamy and gooey when it explodes in your mouth

Mama Gump knew the real deal

[SeattleGirl]

6. Ooooooh.....

I love it when that happens.

[datasuspect]

4. what is the solution to fermat's last theorem?

[MrScorpio]

8. You might as well ask me to solve the Uncertainty Priniciple

... Asking for the impossible!

But I'll go with the Modularity theorem


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniyama%E2%80%93Shimura_theorem

[edbermac]

7. Why is George W Bush our President?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

9. The Peter Principle in practice on a national scale

[Gormy Cuss]

10. How come a nice guy like you

has a name like "MrScorpio?"

;-)

[MrScorpio]

11. Because "Super Stud" was taken

[sarge43]

12. Why are there Braille symbols on drive thru ATM keys?

[MrScorpio]

15. Braille?!?!?

Riiiight.

[sarge43]

27. Honest, Braille. n/t

[MrScorpio]

36. Braille for the sighted

Novel idea, ey?

[Writer]

13. Why did my husband forget my birthday? n/t

[MrScorpio]

16. Its what selfish bastards do

I hope you told him that

[EstimatedProphet]

14. When does a fly have to turn upside down in order to land on the ceiling?

[MrScorpio]

17. At the very last second

Does a half Immelmann

[TOhioLiberal]

18. Hi MrScorpio...

...If two's company and three's a crowd, what do four and five make?

[MrScorpio]

19. An orgy

[TOhioLiberal]

20. hmmm...

...sounds fun...:blush: but wrong. Four and five make nine, silly! :crazy::silly::rofl:

[MrScorpio]

21. I bet that you're a good yodeler too

[Callalily]

22. Why are the adjectives

'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell? Is hell slow or fast?

[MrScorpio]

23. Because they're more popular than "faster than" or "slower than"

Heck

[Callalily]

24. Okay, another one!

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

[MrScorpio]

25. Sure can

Bones do that kind of thing

[Callalily]

29. Okay MrScorpio

I've been going for the laugh factor, but apparently failing miserably. Here's one more try. Do cows have calf muscles?

[MrScorpio]

30. Yes, but horses, on the other hand, get charleypeople

[Callalily]

31. Bwahahahahhahaha!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[Elidor]

26. Will I ever find true love?

And more importantly, how much will it cost me to get out of it afterward?

[MrScorpio]

28. Yes you will

$3 a minute times as many minutes you're on the phone

[Joe Fields]

32. May I have an apple?

[MrScorpio]

34. Here you go

http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/

Hope you like it

[Joe Fields]

37. Gee, thanks, dad!

[bicentennial_baby]

33. How can I make my kitten like his ear medicine?

:D

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

35. Convince him that its his idea to take it

[bicentennial_baby]

38. Ha! Good luck with that!

:rofl:

:hi:

:loveya: How are you?

[MrScorpio]

39. Had better days but I'm still kickin

Trying to figure out hot to get back online soon

[bicentennial_baby]

40. I miss you!

:bounce:

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

41. Hey! How are ya?

:hi: :loveya: