Places where you would never ever die?

[AggieGal]

I guess it would have to be the sewer. I want an open casket funeral and do not want the attendees to get grossed out.

[SPKrazy]

1. I would not want to die

in the arms of someone i didn't love

:shrug:

that's a place

[Guava Jelly]

2. This is a killer copycat!

Why didn't i think of it :dunce:

I'll say in bed with Salma Hayek..Just because it aint never gonna happen :mad:

[Adsos Letter]

3. In one of those port-a-potties you find on construction sites...

I've been in a few which, on a hot summer day, seemed quite capable of inducing the state of death. :puke:

[AggieGal]

5. Forgot about those

I have been near some that could kill you without trapping you inside first.

[Adsos Letter]

8. LOL! Great Picture!

I worked on construction sites for 30 years. During the Summer, especially when they need "tending to", they were a location of last resort.

[AggieGal]

12. Thanks

Gotta love photobucket!

[AlCzervik]

4. you really want an open casket wake?

[AggieGal]

6. Sure Do

I am just that beautiful that other deserve one last chance to view my beauty!

[AlCzervik]

7. i'm going with a viewing optional cremation.

[AggieGal]

10. You want them to watch you burn

or just take a gander at the final product?

[AlCzervik]

14. whichever.

:7

[SPKrazy]

19. I'm With You, A Funeral Pyre Maybe

a floating pyre

:D

[mentalsolstice]

23. I'm going with non-viewing...

My instructions are that only my husband can view my body (and that's considering the condition of my corpse). Otherwise, useful body parts are to be removed and put to good use, then I'm to be cremated immediately, with no visitation at a funeral home. I do not want the funeral home vultures to get one penny more than that which they're entitled. Nor do I want my vulture in-laws viewing me. And I have specific instructions that my necrophiliac sis-in-law is not to come within 500 yards of my cold, dead body!

Further instructions are...a kick-ass memorial party in my honor. I want part of my ashes to be saved back to be mixed with my husband's, as he also wants to be cremated. The other part can be spread from the Cliffs of Moher in Ireland.

[SPKrazy]

26. neptune society

http://www.neptunesociety.com/

most places will want to embalm you so they can preserve you to be cremated with a group.


neptune society will keep you on ice after you've been harvested, then you can be cremated a la natural.

I know this because my mother was cremated by them and they were very helpful. Also less expensive than funeral homes because they don't embalm

[mentalsolstice]

28. I've looked into Neptune

Unfortunately each state has laws to protect the funeral industry...the trick is finding the loophole. For anyone who plans on dying, I recommend "The American Way of Death Revisited" by Jessica Mitford. She put death in a context which it deserves.
:http://www.amazon.com/American-Way-Death-Revisited/dp/1860497624/ref=sr_1_1/104-8555337-3118360?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1181189325&sr=8-1

[EstimatedProphet]

9. The middle of the Fountain of Youth, I guess...

[AggieGal]

11. That would suck.

Just when you thought everything was set. Bam! You're dead.

[Taverner]

13. Anywhere Not in California

I want to die in my home state, among the California Poppys and golden hills...

Where the sky and voting demographic is blue...

And the wine is always true...

[Adsos Letter]

15. "2-Buck Chuck !"

[struggle4progress]

16. I aint plannin tdie

i aint never bin much at plannin anything anyhow so I gotta pace meself yknow

[mitchum]

17. Prison, in a car, in a fire, Utah, Texas (n/t)

[wildhorses]

18. the hospital

no way.

[Mz Pip]

20. NYC subway

You could be dead for weeks before anyone would notice.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[AggieGal]

29. Unless you died in a good seat.

[InvisibleTouch]

21. A hospital.

I made that decision years ago.

[Jed Dilligan]

22. Indoors.

I tell everyone I live with, if I'm dying, put me outside under a tree.

[u4ic]

24. On a ferris wheel

because I never go on them. :P

[crim son]

25. In the ocean.

I have a tremendous fear of drowning in the open ocean. I love the beach! But the water scares me to death.

[ForrestGump]

27. Hopefully, in the

hearts of at least some of those who knew me and cared about me, and maybe even loved me.

[Deep13]

30. Roving six foot radius around me.

:-)