SPKrazy
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Wed Jun-06-07 08:53 PM
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I Went To Olive Garden, Walked My Pit Bull, And Smoked In A Public Area |
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and I don't even smoke :silly:
just to violate all the unwritten rules
I also went to Wal Mart, didn't buy gas from Citgo (Venezuelan Oil Company) but from Exxon :puke:
Then I climbed in my SUV and drove it as fast as I could down the middle of the road, get out of my ways you losers!
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Wed Jun-06-07 08:56 PM
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1. No baby suckling your ample bosom? |
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Wed Jun-06-07 08:56 PM
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3. I have stopped breastfeeding |
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Wed Jun-06-07 08:56 PM
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2. i listened to a Laura Brannigan CD while i was watching Fat Actress. |
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and i liked it! oh yeah, i'm also "A size twoooooooooo!"
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Wed Jun-06-07 08:57 PM
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:14 PM
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6. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Edited on Wed Jun-06-07 09:17 PM by lost-in-nj
There is NOTHING wrong with Laura Brannigan.... (may she rest in peace :) ) She beats Celine in Power of love ANY DAY...
just saying....
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:19 PM
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she was on my cd i burned
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:11 PM
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5. but where you talking on your cell phone? |
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geeze man, i thought you were a professional :P
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:16 PM
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of Corn Flakes for your chicken/????
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:18 PM
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9. they have corn flakes in the olive garden |
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i did buy some corn flakes though :D
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:16 PM
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8. I had my bluetooth headgear on |
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so I looked from a distance as if to be psychotic
upon closer inspection, you realize there is no cell phone attached, it seems to have gotten lost
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Thu Jun-07-07 12:13 PM
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you were repeating the Brazillion joke over and over you're excused.
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:32 PM
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11. We have a spot for you |
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Wed Jun-06-07 09:40 PM
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Thu Jun-07-07 12:15 PM
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19. OMG! Is that a naked statue of CalPeg? |
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**thud**
My day is complete.
RL
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Thu Jun-07-07 04:16 PM
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20. Shhhhh! We're hoping she won't notice. |
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:34 AM
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15. Did you call your congressman . . |
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Thu Jun-07-07 04:53 PM
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damned right wing fucker!
douchebag sumnofabiotch
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:46 AM
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17. Long as your private areas aren't smoking, too. n/t |
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Thu Jun-07-07 04:53 PM
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22. they'd have to be getting friction for that to happen |
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and that ain't happenin!
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