Midlodemocrat
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:50 AM
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You guys will love this. ROFL. |
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My friend has a rescued lab that she walks twice a day because the animal is pretty feisty.
Today, she was walking her on a dead end street next to the high school my kids go to, as well as her daughter.
She was walking along, minding her own business when a police car pulled up and asked "Is that your minivan parked down the street?" (Full disclosure: Said minivan is a silver Odyssey covered in stickers and magnets indicating that she has kids and pets)
She says: "Yes, is there a problem?"
Officer: "No, ma'am, we just wanted to make sure it wasn't Al Qaeda".
Not. Shitting. You.
He didn't say 'terrorist', or 'burglar' or 'rapist' or 'stalker' or anything like that. He said Al Qaeda.
She replies: "I'm pretty sure that they can't spell (name of our town) let alone find it.
I'm still laughing.
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:53 AM
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:59 AM
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:55 AM
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2. That is seriously bizarre. |
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Even if the van WERE suspicious, you WOULD think "kidnapper" or "burglar" before freaking AL QAEDA...wouldn't you?
:wtf:
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:58 AM
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4. Apparently, we're next on the list. |
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:rofl:
Our crimes here range from speeding to stop sign violations to kids stealing beer out of people's garage fridges. It's too funny.
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:02 AM
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10. Okay, well...that raiding the beer fridge thing is pretty damned serious! |
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Nobody had better raid my beer fridge (currently stocked with Sam Adams Summer Ale, Anderson Valley Summer Solstice, Sierra Nevada Summerfest, Mike's Light Hard Lemonade, Mike's Light Hard Cranberry Lemonade, a case of Dasani, diet Pepsi with lime, Tropicana lemonade, Minute Maid Light Cherry Limeade, regular Coke, and two cartons of milk - that's some serious inventory)!
:P
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:57 AM
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3. It really is funny but it also creeps me out. |
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:59 AM
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8. What creeps me out is that this moran is 'protecting' me. |
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:53 PM
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Geez, Midlo, I think we're beginning to think alike! :P :rofl:
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:25 AM
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14. right? they were probably hitting on her |
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for them that was a smooooth line :eyes:
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:39 PM
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23. LOL. Doubtful. She is at least twice his age. |
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:58 AM
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:rofl: :crazy: :silly: :rofl: :crazy: :silly: :rofl: :crazy: :silly: :rofl: :crazy: :silly:
That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in quite some time. :rofl: :crazy: :silly:
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Thu Jun-07-07 10:59 AM
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6. I know! I made her repeat the story to me three times so |
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because it's so unbelievable. She was laughing so hard, I could hardly understand her.
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:04 AM
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Clandestine suburban terrorists can't help but identify themselves, when asked.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:00 AM
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9. and, I drive a red Odyssey |
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so, I might be "on the list," too.
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:05 AM
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Al Qaeda hugh.. Osama bin Lab-den (I know I know terrible pun) :hide:
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:21 AM
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13. Al Qaeda hates puppies |
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Have you ever seen a picture of an al Qaeda with a dog or any pet????
No I didn't think so
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:14 PM
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17. you should see how they treat goats |
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:33 PM
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20. Rottisserie over charcoal |
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with garlic and herbs? Yum.
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:35 PM
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21. or something like a game of football |
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and the goat is the ball
CB
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:39 PM
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24. I thought they only used the head for that. |
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Thu Jun-07-07 11:26 AM
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Yeah, he lives just down the street from me. No, that's not his van.
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:14 PM
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16. No political stickers/magnets on it? Just kids/pets slogans? n/t |
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:38 PM
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22. She's pretty apolitical, unlike me. |
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She's got three or four stickers/magnets that refer to the dog and then a bunch about the kids.
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:51 PM
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28. Perfect cover for al-Qaeda! n/t |
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:19 PM
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:47 PM
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27. i think you mean, drunkothian. |
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Thu Jun-07-07 02:02 PM
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32. Homemade southside cone likker |
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In the westend. well never mind
CB
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:21 PM
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19. Well God bless you, O vigilant public servant and proud 'Merkun! |
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:52 PM
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29. That Al Quida is a funny man. |
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He's kind of the Ashton Kutcher of the middle east - you never know when he might be planning some elaborate prank.
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Thu Jun-07-07 01:56 PM
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31. Glad I don't live there. |
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Dumb cops would automatically assume my brown ass was Al-Qaeda.
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Thu Jun-07-07 02:33 PM
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33. LOL. I have one brother who looks just like a Middle Eastern terrorist |
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right down to the mumbling to himself, but does he ever get stopped by the TSA? Nope. The last two times I've flown, I had to be 'more thoroughly searched', along with BabyMidlo.
:wtf:
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Thu Jun-07-07 02:45 PM
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34. but how does he know she's NOT Al Qaeda? |
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maybe he was messing with her?
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Thu Jun-07-07 02:47 PM
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35. The minivan should have been the first clue. |
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Thu Jun-07-07 02:49 PM
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36. I just knew Honda was asking for trouble... |
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...when they named the Odyssey "Official minivan of international terrorism" a few years back. I know niche marketing is in, but that was pushing it.
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Thu Jun-07-07 02:56 PM
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37. This is where boredom and terror don't mix. nt |
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