Why can't I have super-human strength?

[KitchenWitch]

:shrug:

[Richard Steele]

1. We had a secret vote, and narrowly decided against it. Sorry.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Is there an appeals process?

[Richard Steele]

6. Yes, but it's a secret as well.

We really don't have the best processes, now that I think about it. :silly:

[Hugin]

2. It's not all it's cracked up to be...

For instance, I can't open a liter pop bottle without spraying it all over the place.

[rug]

4. Because you're not from Krypton, have not been bitten by a radioactive spider or

know anyone in the Fantastic 4.

[MistressOverdone]

5. I'd settle for getting rid of the arthritis in my right ankle

[KitchenWitch]

7. Yeah - my hip has been SCREAMING at me the past two days.

[Javaman]

8. Hmmm having a talking hip is sort of like a super human ability, isn't it? nt

[KitchenWitch]

9. LOL

true dat

[Wapsie B]

10. Must........resist.........

urge to copycat............

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Resistance is futile!

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

12. Yes, and I am weak!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. Because sometimes things just suck!

and you don't get what you want!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

14. Buzzkill!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

17. Buzzkill This!

:grr:

[montanto]

15. because I have it and I don't share. Nah!

[KitchenWitch]

16. selfish brat!

:P

[The Inquisitive]

18. Because...

if we gave it to you next thing you know your suddenely asking for superhuman speed, and then the ability to fly, laser eyes, and ice breath etc.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Just don't wash for a few days

[Adsos Letter]

20. I grant thee "superhuman strength"...

now, go use it for the good of humankind.

and come mow my lawn...

:D

[KitchenWitch]

22. I would be happy to mow your lawn

Just as soon as my left hip stops barking at me for having rearranged the furniture in my guest room yesterday (yes, I know, I should ask for help, but I gets me a bee in my bonnet and it has to be done NOW.)

[Lethe]

21. u can u just need a convenient source of gamma rays

HULK SMASH!

[S n o w b a l l]

23. I've found...

getting a dolly is almost as good! :)

[KitchenWitch]

24. But a dolly is useless against a futon mattress!

:rofl:

[u4ic]

25. You're just not putting

"The Secret" skills into practice. :P

[KitchenWitch]

26. LOL

[hughee99]

27. It's not all that useful...

My superhuman strength only works when I try to lift super-heavy imaginary objects.

[KitchenWitch]

28. Funny you should say that, my super-human math skills only work on

imaginary numbers!

:rofl:

[hughee99]

29. Ah, the dreaded "i".

My old nemesis.

[KitchenWitch]

30. But I WANT to divide by zero!

:rofl:

[hughee99]

31. Or find the square root of -1. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

32. yes, yes yes!

:yourock:

[Dr. Strange]

33. All this math talk ...

is giving me a complex.

[KitchenWitch]

34. Really, I prefer matrices!

:silly:

[Dr. Strange]

35. I prefer polynomials!

I have a friend who's a polynomial: x³. He dropped by yesterday and said, "Hey, what are you up to?"
And I said, "Whoa! What's with the third degree?"

[Orsino]

36. If you knew how hard it was...

...to get the spider into the reactor, you wouldn't ask.

But Science marches on.