Replace a word in a Rolling Stones song title with an appliance

[EstimatedProphet]

For example:

19th Washing Machine Breakdown

Beast of Blender

Everybody Needs Somebody to Microwave

[greenbriar]

1. I can't get no maytag dryer

like that?

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Yeah, that'll work!

[hibbing]

13. I'm lame

Waiting on a blend........er

[Ptah]

3. Under my fridge n/t

[dolo amber]

4. Gimme Stick Blender

[some guy]

5. Symapthy For The Wok

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Jumping Jack Flashlight

[greenbriar]

7. start me coffeemaker

ug...kind of stupid

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Rip This Toaster.

[johnnie]

9. Lets spatula some time together

Is that an appliance?

[EstimatedProphet]

10. It is now

[johnnie]

15. LOL

What was I thinking? Maybe there is an electric one. :shrug:

[Lyric]

11. Paint It Black & Decker n/t

[Liberal Veteran]

12. Mother's Little Food Processor

:D

[evlbstrd]

14. Sympathy for the Garbage Disposal.

[johnnie]

16. Get off of my toaster oven

Hey! You....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Sittin' on a Fridge

[opiate69]

18. Dead Vibrators..

or are "personal" appliances verboten?

[Joe Fields]

19. Street Fighting Refrigerator

[Parrcrow]

20. She's a Rainbow vacuum cleaner n/t

[DFW]

21. Little Red Toaster

[meegbear]

22. Emotional Washer

[raccoon]

23. Backstreet laptop. nt

[LynneSin]

24. Sympathy for the Vibrator

:hide:

Life is sad when you need to retire a Vibrator

:hide:

[El Fuego]

25. It's only a Cuisinart but I LIKE IT.

[av8rdave]

26. Brown Toaster or Ruby Hoover

[Sanity Claws]

27. You can't always microwave what you want

[deutsey]

28. Wild Wafflemakers (couldn't drag me away) n/t

[underpants]

29. .

This may be the most ingenious idea for a INSERT thread of all time on DU

:applause:

Bookmarking

[mitchum]

30. Have You Seen Your Mixer, Baby?

[auburngrad82]

31. Moonlight Microwave

From Sticky Refrigerator

[regularguy]

32. Crock-Pot hear you knockin'

Rocks oven!

[EstimatedProphet]

33. Heart of Pizza Stone

[kwassa]

34. Tumblin' Dicer

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

35. Keys to Your Beer Fridge

[Throwing Stones]

36. The Last Egg Timer

[bertha katzenengel]

37. Hey! You! Get offa my Wave!

:surf:

[Throwing Stones]

38. Miss Amana Jones

okay, I know that one's stretching it

[Throwing Stones]

39. Memo from Toaster

[Throwing Stones]

40. Cuisinart oh Baby

[KamaAina]

41. Timer Is On My Side

props to Irma Thomas, the Soul Queen of New Orleans, for the original -- and a B-side at that!