Hey RKM. Paris sent back to jail.

[Maddy McCall]

She's screaming in the courtroom right now.

LOL.

[no name no slogan]

1. That's hot

[mainegreen]

2. Stop that!

You're making me laugh!
:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

7. that's hotter

:D

[Deja Q]

70. that's even hotter

:spray:

[Renew Deal]

32. lol

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

3. Taken from court screaming and crying after the judge....

ordered her back to jail for FORTY FIVE days.

"It's not right!" "MOM!"

She was wailing out loud, while being dragged from the courtroom.

:rofl:

Photos on TV of her throwing a tantrum in the back seat of the cop car.

[deepthought42]

4. Talk about a serious case of schadenfreude!

some one smack me! ;)

:hide:

[Shakespeare]

5. Well, it's nice to see she's handling herself with dignity.

:rofl:

I cannot BELIEVE this shit. Good for the judge.

[bicentennial_baby]

8. She's classy

"Mommyyyyyyyy! Waaaaaaah!"

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

11. I wish you could see the photo of her in the cop car.

:rofl:

Looks like a four-year-old who just got her lollipop taken away.

[Shakespeare]

14. She's just pissed because the big party she was planning tonight is a no-go.

Couldn't fucking BELIEVE it when I heard that. Was planning a big bash at her house tonight (booze and other substances presumably flowing freely). Yeah, that house arrest is really harsh.

She needs to sit on her bony little ass for a few weeks until the reality check filters through all that peroxide.

[bicentennial_baby]

17. Sounds like Momma Hilton needs a reality check as well

She's reportedly pacing the hallway of the courthouse saying that she's "completely paralyzed"...Yeah Momma, money can't buy you everything, not even if you're a Hilton.

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

21. You'd think they were giving her a life sentence by the way the family is (over) reacting

It's THREE WEEKS. In a cell designated officially for celebrities to protect them from the rest of the jail population.

For crying out loud, STFU and do your time.

[bicentennial_baby]

24. We are in agreement

What a circus this has become! Makes Phil Spector look reserved and dignified! :o

[Maddy McCall]

26. Hell, I'd take about twenty of those books I've been dying to read...

and treat it like a vacation.

:shrug:

You get fed decent food, you are in a cell with no other inmates, you get to bathe and lie around in a comfy jumpsuit for a twenty-three days and take the visitors you want to see?? And you don't get all those bothersome phone calls from your hangers-on and bombarded by paps everytime you walk outside?

You'd have a bonafide excuse not to be at work...

What's the downside of this exactly?

:shrug:

:)

[Maddy McCall]

19. It made a joke of the judge's ruling...

which I'm certain pissed him off.

She spent the two weeks leading up to her incarceration walking around with bibles, pretending to have found religion and all that...

And then the day she's released because of a "medical condition" she plans a soiree? That was NOT what she should have done, if she wanted to stay out of jail.

She's really stupid, isn't she?

[ronnykmarshall]

42. Baca looks like a fool now.

When is he up for re-election?

[Maddy McCall]

52. Is that the sheriff?

Yeah, refusing to act in accordance with the court orders re her sentence, to be served IN JAIL, not at home, not electronically monitored.

All of this was on the order. Yet the sheriff completely disregarded the order...and when Paris was ordered yesterday to be in court today, in PERSON, by the judge, the sheriff told her that she could just phone in.

What's wrong with this guy??

[ronnykmarshall]

54. Yeah ...

He's pretty much cooked his goose with this one. Oh and he's a REPUBLICAN!

[Left Is Write]

75. "I shot the sheriff...."

Oh, wait. He shot himself. In the foot.

[Left Is Write]

74. I guess if I were Paris, I would no longer take legal advice from the sheriff.

Where was her lawyer when the sheriff told her she just phone in?

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Oh, you've got to be bullshitting, right, Maddy?

I haven't been following this but it's drawing me in like a tiny light in a dark scary house... ya just have to see what it is...

So you're putting me on. Right?

[MonkeyFunk]

9. nope...

it's all true.

And now she has to serve the full 45 days, too.

[Maddy McCall]

12. not kiddin' at all, bk.

:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

18. Jesus Harold Christ on a crutch.

Fucking child.

[krispos42]

47. Oh, it's good drama rotflmao

Now live on MSNBC the LA county deputies are trying to keep the crowd back while her mom gets into an SUV.

they had live helicopter coverage of the police cruiser bringing her back to the jail.

[Maddy McCall]

48. It's times like this, I wish I lived in LA.

I'm watching FOX--same kind of coverage.

Geraldo is pissed that she's going back to jail. Said that they can find no record of anyone ever doing time for serving on a suspended license.

:eyes:

[ronnykmarshall]

53. Was Momma Hilton sceaming?

Did she start cussing everyone out for causing this to happen to her little pricess?

It's all everyone else's fault, ya know.

[krispos42]

57. No, but the bystanders were expressing their undying support

:eyes:

[Maddy McCall]

58. According to TMZ, she said that she was "paralyzed."

There's a fun pun to be made with her quote, but I'll abstain.

:D

[ronnykmarshall]

60. What else is new?

Kathy Hilton face has so much botox in it, you attach close pin to it and she wouldn't feel a thing.

[Maddy McCall]

62. LOL!

Parislized. :D

[ronnykmarshall]

41. I saw the ones of her crying on the way to jail ..

I haven't seen the ones of her throwing a shit fit on the way out.

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

46. She's almost back at the Jail now.

I'll keep you updated. A helicopter is keeping its camera on her.

She's going to be taken back to the "special needs" unit. She'll be under 24 hour surveillance, and she'll have a panic button to summons jailers if she has a problem.

[Hugin]

69. Alas, in that there is still an uneven justice...

Could the inequality be more obvious?

[SeattleGirl]

10. Bwahahahaha!

I know that's mean, but I just can't help it! :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

31. She's got the Antoinette complex.

I think all of us peasants are enjoying seeing her knocked down a notch.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

61. I know this peasant is!

:hi:

[KamaAina]

13. Noooooooooooo!

For the love of god, who's going to feed the kinkajou? Have mercy! I beg you!!

:sarcasm:

[RedEarth]

15. Nooooooooooo.... Free Paris.....

[Maddy McCall]

16. Here's a photo of her being taken to court by the Sheriff's Department...

when she failed to appear this morning, even though the judge ordered her to appear in person in court.

[Goblinmonger]

20. Am I going to hell

because I laughed at that picture. Actually still laughing.

[Maddy McCall]

22. Me too.

:rofl:

[mwdem]

23. Oh, God! This will soooo ruin her career!!

:cry:


















:sarcasm:

[Maddy McCall]

27. No more crotch shots or photos of the Girls Gone Wild guy...

groping her boobs on a yacht. No more cosmopolitans with sycophants. No more sushi at midnight.

Tragic!

:cry:

[mwdem]

28. She's done so much for our boring little lives..

I'll miss her so.:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

30. How will society deal with the void left by her absence?

How will we handle the void of her contributions to society while she is incarcerated?

[mikeytherat]

64. Ah, but she IS a void who leaves a void so, metaphysically, a void is filled.

And everyone gets a pony (metaphorically).

mikey_the_rat

[Deja Q]

71. No no no no no! That's Britney, not Paris.

Lord knows what Paris ever did... not that I'd want to know...

[Renew Deal]

33. She should do a "Women in Prison" movie with Tarantino

The next Grindhouse flick perhaps.

[Maddy McCall]

34. LMFAO

Right up Tarantino's alley.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Awesome! :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

29. More info trickling out...

She started tic-ing and jerking during the pronouncement. Then crying and screaming as she was dragged out of the courtroom.

I think it just goes beyond her comprehension that SHE is going to have to actually serve the time for breaking the law.

And she's being taken straight from court back to Lynwood.

Crazy day in LA court.

Greta Van Susteren is saying that Paris is "sick and needs medical attention. She needs to see a doctor."

[FuzzySlippers]

35. I'm sure they have a nice doctor at the jail.

This reality check is going to do her some good.

[Maddy McCall]

37. Yep.

Lots of people deal with illnesses (mental and physical) in jail.

Some speculation now by Greta Van Susteren that the problem may actually be drug withdrawal.

Hmmmm.

[MsKandice01]

63. They sure do.

My husband works as a nurse at the County Jail. There are people housed there with all kinds of illnesses, some of them with major illnesses like Hepatitis. They don't get to stay home and serve out the rest of their sentences.

[Downtown Hound]

36. This whole thing is like watching a traffic accident

I just can't not look, and be mesmerized, even though I know it's wrong.

I wonder why the judge decided to give her the full 45 days again? Me thinks he's pissed off.

[Maddy McCall]

38. I dunno.

From the pundits, it's that he's angry that she thinks that the rules do not apply to her. And that he ordered her to appear in court this morning, but she didn't, so he had to send out deputies to pick her up.

She's a privileged little snot IMHO.

[MonkeyFunk]

43. that's not the way I heard it.

Yesterday, the sheriff's dept. was ordered to pick her up and bring her to court. The sheriff's office refused.

There was a couple hours of wrangling in court today between the sheriff and the judge, and the sheriff's office relented.

[Maddy McCall]

45. Still, she was ordered to court by the judge...

and she did not show up. So the deputies had to go pick her up. The sheriff told her that she could attend over the phone, which was NOT his call--it was the judge's. So the judge ordered her picked up at home, since she was late for court (because she chose to listen to the sheriff instead of the judge--very stupid of her).

[MonkeyFunk]

49. but

if she believed the sheriff was responsible for picking her up (and I believe he should be - she's still in custody and can't just go off on her own), and the sheriff didn't pick her up, I don't blame her for that.

[Maddy McCall]

51. I guess I just like to think about what I"d do...

I it were me, and the judge ordered me to be in court, I wouldn't check with the sheriff for his opinion. I'd be in court. An hour early.

What I'm getting from all of this is that it's turning out to be a pissing contest between the sheriff and the judge. The sheriff made decisions that weren't his to make, in direct opposition to the court orders.

I do see your point, though. And I think that it's only going to ge wackier.

[MonkeyFunk]

78. In most circumstances

that would be the thing to do.

But she had an ankle-bracelet on, and orders not to leave her property. She was in a pretty unusual situation.

[Maddy McCall]

39. UPDATE: Paris will appeal this afternoon or Monday morning.

Good damned luck to her.

:eyes:

[Hugin]

72. How do you appeal a jail break?

:eyes:

[Frank Cannon]

77. Or probation violations

Kind of hard to argue procedural mishaps there. Seems like all of Ms. Hilton's problems are squarely in her lap, unfortunately.

[ronnykmarshall]

40. I just saw that!

What a dumb ass.

She hasn't learned a damn thing.

If she would have just shut the fuck up, she would have only had to do 23 days. Now it's back up to 45.

On my way to work this morning I could see the copters over her house and saw newscrews setting up on the freeway downtown to get pics of her going to court.

[Maddy McCall]

44. I wish you could be watching the circus that this is...

She's in a cop car now, on the freeway, headed back to jail. The choppers are chasing the car. They'll be showing her get out of the car in a second.

I'll report it all here! :D

(I'm watching FOX, because they have the best coverage of this today...as opposed to real news like the war and stuff :P . Gotta give them credit for excellent coverage of the Paris sitch, though. :D)

[Maddy McCall]

50. Now Skeletor Coulter is on...

She thinks that it's bloodlust against the rich, and that it's preposterous that she's going back to jail.

"To act like Paris Hilton is like anyone else is preposterous."

:eyes:

[ronnykmarshall]

56. Oh dear ..

This won't set well with her neo-con followers.

[Downtown Hound]

73. Did she actually say that?

[Wapsie B]

55. Oh cool, women in cages...........

:evilgrin:

Maybe she'll make a few friends while she's there.

[Maddy McCall]

59. Held in solitary.

I'd read some books if I were her.

But I don't know if she can read or not. (I don't think she even went to high school, but I may be wrong.)

[ronnykmarshall]

65. Check out this clip!!

http://dlisted.com/node/11047#comment-236782

This is a fucking SCREAM. Listen to this guy off camera "react" to the news that Paris is going back to jail. I swear, it's not me ... but it's something I would have done.

[Maddy McCall]

66. I saw it live.

:rofl:

Tell me that that guy is a plant for Howard Stern or David Letterman or someone. You Californians aren't really that wacky, are you?


:rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

67. It probably was, huh?

Oh and look at this .....



Kathy Hilton acts like Paris just got the damn gas chamber. Any questions as to why Paris is so fucked up?

[nini]

68. hahahhahahhah

sheesh.... I don't know whether to laugh or laugh harder! these people are hysterical.

The rich are so funny :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

76. I'm wondering what it is about this story that warrants a "breaking news" report on CNN.

Sure - people want to know. But "breaking news"? It can't wait for the entertainment segment or something?