Martha Stewart didn't cry

[dancingme]

when she was sent to prison. She did her time with dignity and class.

[Shell Beau]

1. Aren't we all different? Some are emotional some aren't.

[dancingme]

3. some are pampered

some aren't.

[Shell Beau]

6. You're right! Martha Stewart wasn't pampered!!

:rofl: :eyes:

[nini]

18. She's beyond emotional

she doesn't have the ability to cope with real issues. Her parents didn't do her any favors raising her the way they did.

[mainegreen]

2. Paris ain't no Martha, and that's a fact.

PS, your awfully close to 1000+ posts! (at 999)

[dancingme]

5. I didn't realize the count

thank you:D

[Squatch]

4. At least not in public.

[ForrestGump]

7. Damn straight!

Guns don't kill people. Martha Stewart kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Martha Stewart allows to live.

Martha Stewart does not sleep. She waits.

The chief export of Martha Stewart is Pain.

Martha Stewart has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Martha Stewart 3. Cancer

Martha Stewart drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Martha Stewart does a pushup, she isn’t lifting himself up, she’s pushing the Earth down.

Martha Stewart doesn’t wear a watch, SHE decides what time it is.

Martha Stewart can slam a revolving door.

Martha Stewart does not get frostbite. Martha Stewart bites frost




Yeah, baby.... :scared:

[supernova]

8. One might get the impression

that you're afraid of Marth Stewart. ;-)

[firefox_fan]

9. Yup. I heard her inmates liked her...

[TommyO]

12. I wonder how she treats her staff these days

earlier in her career she was quite the overbearing taskmaster (I refuse to use the common words used to describe powerful women) according to people who actually worked for her (in my case, it was somebody who worked on her video crew).

And yes, Martha is no Paris, she has far more class, and at least made her money on her own.

[firefox_fan]

13. Well, Martha is a tough woman, obviously...

Paris just a spoiled bimbo with no spine. Sorry...

[TommyO]

14. Don't be sorry, I agree with you!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. Yeah, but she had her tear ducts cosmetically removed.

It makes chopping onions easier. It's a good thing.

[mainegreen]

11. !!!!

:rofl:

[Phentex]

15. I love Martha but

THAT'S funny!



:D

[BeyondGeography]

16. Martha has street cred...it's only a matter of time before her rap album comes out and goes platinum

[MistressOverdone]

17. We Jersey Girls

don't cry.