Announcement: Paris Hilton and I are moving in together!

[Writer]

:hide:

Okay, I'm off to a coffee shop to work.............

[Downtown Hound]

1. You're going to jail???

I'm so sorry. But hey, think of the book deal you'll get when you get out.

[Writer]

3. Hey - play with Paris, be like Paris.

I'm only in it for the media exposure, ya know. ;)

[rug]

2. That's no way to get pregnant.

[Writer]

4. Blech!

I am the straightest woman on the face of the planet, but even then if I had a choice, it wouldn't be Miss Paris. :puke:

[Deja Q]

5. That's where a "donor" steps in.

:D

[Guava Jelly]

6. I thought we were moving in together??

Wimmens geeesh :eyes:

[Writer]

7. She's moving into the basement bedroom.

You still get the top floor with me, okay? ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. What if he's a bottom?

:shrug:

[Writer]

9. Then he'd be a good carnival ride?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. What would you call him?

Hopefully not Tilt-A-Whirl. :D

[Writer]

13. I am NOT going to say a pogo stick,

because that would be terribly graphic and in poor taste. I'm a better woman than that. Ahem.

... but I think a rollercoaster would be more like it. :P

[Guava Jelly]

14. You say that today

But than you are off with the next guy that pm's you his butt..:eyes:

[Writer]

15. I can't help it. They're so round!

And shiny. And delectable! What can I say? :9

[Guava Jelly]

16. I'm just chopped liver..

:(
A cheap piece of meat :hide:

[Writer]

17. You are not chopped liver!!!!!!!

You are the sweetest, kindest person in DU. I mean that!

And you have a nice butt. :)


:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

18. You're a sweet talker Betty Crocker

:blush: gosh I am speachless..
I'll move in with you now :loveya:

[Writer]

19. Awwww... I'll make sure the pillows are fluffy.

:7

[edbermac]

10. I thought you had better taste in women.

:spray:

[Writer]

11. She's hot...

like a sunburn. ;)