Which do you choose: obeying your master or

[Ellen Forradalom]

a nice snooze on a comfy couch?

[Left Is Write]

1. If you're talking about my dog, the former. My cat? The latter.

[Lethe]

2. my dog knew he wasn't allowed on the couch, but he was sneaky

first off, he was a big ass dalmation.

When I'd come home from school, he'd always be on the floor looking at me with this innocent look on his face. But on the couch there would be a big dalmation-shaped depression that was still warm. Sneaky.

Sometimes when i got up in the middle of the night to have a snack, he'd be on the couch. I didn't even have to say anything, he would see me and then give out this "mmmmmmfffff!" sound and get on the floor and shoot me a "You are such a bastard" look.